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...and three of my kids were spawned with men who weren't married to me!
August 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
...and three of my kids were spawned with men who weren't married to me!
The only thing harmed on that stage was a packet of ketchup.
August 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The only thing harmed on that stage was a packet of ketchup.
Two possibilities:
1: "You were snoring. STOP THAT!"
2: "I own you, now get up and go fill my bowl!"
1: "You were snoring. STOP THAT!"
2: "I own you, now get up and go fill my bowl!"
August 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Two possibilities:
1: "You were snoring. STOP THAT!"
2: "I own you, now get up and go fill my bowl!"
1: "You were snoring. STOP THAT!"
2: "I own you, now get up and go fill my bowl!"
Trust me. You don't want to know.
May 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trust me. You don't want to know.
Hey, even I can't get behind that level of ass-licking! But I'm sure Thumpletits is eating it up.
May 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey, even I can't get behind that level of ass-licking! But I'm sure Thumpletits is eating it up.
The Reich can kiss the brrownest part of my lily-white ass. NOBODY puts a cork in this yap.
May 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Reich can kiss the brrownest part of my lily-white ass. NOBODY puts a cork in this yap.
With him, it has to be heroine.
April 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
With him, it has to be heroine.
But Jeff, won't you think of the couches?! We must always speak out on behalf of those who cannot speak for themselves!
#SpeakOutForLazyBoy
#SpeakOutForLazyBoy
April 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
But Jeff, won't you think of the couches?! We must always speak out on behalf of those who cannot speak for themselves!
#SpeakOutForLazyBoy
#SpeakOutForLazyBoy
Except that's not irony, it's the truth.
April 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Except that's not irony, it's the truth.
Even a busted clock is correct twice a day.
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Even a busted clock is correct twice a day.
A Chorus Line (1985) - Nothing Scene (3/8) | Movieclips
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April 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA... GASP! HAHAHA! 1 down, but so many more to go.
April 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA... GASP! HAHAHA! 1 down, but so many more to go.
Thank the Gods!
April 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Thank the Gods!
QUEEN fucking autofill!
April 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
QUEEN fucking autofill!
The only non-drag green I know who can fill a DD cup.
April 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The only non-drag green I know who can fill a DD cup.
Let it Be...
The Beatles
The Beatles
April 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Let it Be...
The Beatles
The Beatles
"Embarrassment"? Heh, Pot meet Kettle.
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Embarrassment"? Heh, Pot meet Kettle.
Any legitimate administration would be sticking the State Department on this. But then a legitimate administration would never be pulling this Gestapo shit in the first place.
April 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Any legitimate administration would be sticking the State Department on this. But then a legitimate administration would never be pulling this Gestapo shit in the first place.
Finding Dori
Or my favorite...
Marley and Me
Or my favorite...
Marley and Me
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finding Dori
Or my favorite...
Marley and Me
Or my favorite...
Marley and Me
THIS is what should have been done with ALL of Thumpletits ' nominations!
Goddess give Senator Booker strength, and all your brightest blessings.
Goddess give Senator Booker strength, and all your brightest blessings.
April 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
THIS is what should have been done with ALL of Thumpletits ' nominations!
Goddess give Senator Booker strength, and all your brightest blessings.
Goddess give Senator Booker strength, and all your brightest blessings.
Thumpletits lied??!! Hmm, must be a day ending in Y.
April 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thumpletits lied??!! Hmm, must be a day ending in Y.
Dammit Monica! Now I'm stuck with an earworm!
Achy Breaky Heart
This is all YOUR FAULT!
Achy Breaky Heart
This is all YOUR FAULT!
March 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dammit Monica! Now I'm stuck with an earworm!
Achy Breaky Heart
This is all YOUR FAULT!
Achy Breaky Heart
This is all YOUR FAULT!
Points 3 and 4 eliminate 80% of Republican voters. Point two is irrelevant since that's already the law. Point 1 eliminates 100% of Republican voters.
Finding it hard not to like this...
*sarcasm*
Finding it hard not to like this...
*sarcasm*
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Points 3 and 4 eliminate 80% of Republican voters. Point two is irrelevant since that's already the law. Point 1 eliminates 100% of Republican voters.
Finding it hard not to like this...
*sarcasm*
Finding it hard not to like this...
*sarcasm*