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in 5th grade, the student-teacher said i sounded like maya angelou so tap in, i guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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some of y’all needa spend less time online and more time in the library.
January 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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it’s almost as if when you post your business on a public platform, people will inevitably comment 😱
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January 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
residing on earth is like constantly walking in hell, perpetually enveloped in gasoline-soaked shoes.
January 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
in 5th grade, the student-teacher said i sounded like maya angelou so tap in, i guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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January 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
summer walker blocked me on her finsta because i recommended therapy instead of another bbl… this why i mind my business 🙂‍↕️
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January 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT LEFTY GUNPLAY WAS A BROTHA
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January 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
just unfollowed everyone from my past on instagram. is this… adulting???
December 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
ice spice’s rise to in the rap game says more about us than it does her 🫥

#rap #hiphop #youtuber

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Ice Spice: The Irony of Internet Fame
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December 10, 2024 at 7:42 PM
check me out 🥸

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December 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
am i missing something, or do y’all actually like mariah the scientist?
November 22, 2024 at 6:55 AM
IT’S BEEN 4,392 DAYS SINCE CATFISH AIRED—HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!?! NEV AIN’T BEEN GRINDING FOR 12 YEARS FOR US TO BE GOING OUT LIKE THIS NIE!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 AM
the way some of y’all commenting and liking as if y’all weren’t dickriding "her" is comical 🫣. y’all owe @ajahsoft.bsky.social an apology
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 AM
procreating is a human right, but summa yall needa keep the privates in the pants!

signed

- an ex childcare worker
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
can’t stand a yelling-ass-parent. go heal your nervous system, boo. yelling at YOUR kids ain’t the flex y’all think it is… 🫥
November 21, 2024 at 12:21 PM
can’t spell boundaries without ARIES
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
glorilla is the modern feminine incarnation of the ying yang twins.
November 20, 2024 at 12:54 AM
i be scared gettin on this mf at nighttime. it be 9pm in texas and it’s straight dick and balls on the TL 😭 #skeetsafterdark
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
i’m still not over “not like us” 🫨
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
needa glo x berleezy collab ASAP
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM
does anyone have any research material on 2027 they could share or link me to? #humandesignsky #humandesign
November 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
i must’ve miss the memo when black people unanimously agreed to dial being the preeminent soap bc that shit’s ass. i would’ve stopped y’all if y’all told me! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
i get cute aggression whenever i see megan thee stallion. she be looking so good and i just wanna flip everything around me when i see her. #needthat
November 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
y’all not hearing her tho 🎻
November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
so are the belly piercings complementary to the BBLs?
November 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM