christmas is coming early

look jesus was a jew so that's at least one they don't hate

"what, you want us to focus on the #1 reason why you elected us in the first place?? ugh FINE."

thanks dad

do you write for The Onion because this is amazing content

just the leader of the free world shitposting his way into fascism...

I swore an oath to The Constitution, not a King

imagine you are a doctor on an H1B visa and you see legal immigrants being sent to third-world gulags over admitted paperwork errors, would you trust this regime? the brain drain will continue until our academic, medical, industrial, and public institutions are all an irrelevant laughing stock.