My biggest fear is some sort of crazy event happening (earthquake, zombie apocalypse, active shooter) while I’m nairing my bootyhole 🥴
March 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My biggest fear is some sort of crazy event happening (earthquake, zombie apocalypse, active shooter) while I’m nairing my bootyhole 🥴
I wonder… what did people do before ibuprofen was invented… 😩
February 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I wonder… what did people do before ibuprofen was invented… 😩
Been having more & more moments lately where I look at myself in the mirror and I’m like… “Okay! You better!” and I love it ❤️
Self love is the best love 💕
Self love is the best love 💕
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Been having more & more moments lately where I look at myself in the mirror and I’m like… “Okay! You better!” and I love it ❤️
Self love is the best love 💕
Self love is the best love 💕
Okay it’s been fun… but I’m gonna need drag queens to dial back on the blush and bring back their inner corner eyeliner… 🥲
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Okay it’s been fun… but I’m gonna need drag queens to dial back on the blush and bring back their inner corner eyeliner… 🥲
Anybody else crave a fat and sloppy Cinnabon late at night?
January 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Anybody else crave a fat and sloppy Cinnabon late at night?
😂
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 AM
😂
Well well well…
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Well well well…