My wellcheck nurse called to discuss why my vitamin D levels were so high after a blood test last week and recited the symptoms of vitamin D toxicity. I said, "how do I tell the difference between that and my perimenopause symptoms," and she said, "....yeah."

It absolutely will not. In order for any of that to happen, the gop must care about women and children that aren't their own. And we know from their every move, they do not. So they'll handwring and figleaf this, until they've managed to move the Overton Window to "15 is ideal, actually."

I'm waiting for someone in the media to ask her if she's OK with her currently 14 year old daughter massaging and taking trips with a 50 year old man, then.

Girl, you know we gonna.