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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉
@moltarben.bsky.social
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He/Him. Teacher. Anti-fascist. Artist. Khruangbin Fan
Account. King Friday XIII.
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This is what the cure to male loneliness looks like
Text sent from me (puffy faced masc) broken into two parts: 1. I’m aiming to catch the last match of today’s basho so I’ll be up. 2. Dude henka’d a Yokozuna last night. Insanity
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I’m so fucking bald
Puffy faced masc covering his face with the phone, showing his big ass bald spot
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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When a motherfucker talks about SNAP beneficiaries being freeloaders
Grady from the shining looking like he’ll eat someone’s heart out of their chest
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Real ones know what I’m talking about:

Eat my dingleberried asshole, Savage Beastfly. I fucking stuffed you into a locker you fuck, i fuck you where you breathe you PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHA
A very blurry pic of Hornet after getting the Crest of the Beast, once again eat shit Savage Beastfly fuck you forever
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I’ve got the stare down pat
Monkey D Luffy looking absolutely insane
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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It’s funny bc the developers know I want to fall in love with every character I meet in this game…and they make it so easy
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A little emotional (Lily is eating so cw mastication)
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Videodrome poster?
One of the posters for Cronenberg’s Videodrome, a woman’s face on a CRT screen, a man seemingly running out of it
September 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Yessss
Two bot accounts, the first does random Morrowind lines and the second does Robocop (1987) in order: 1) “what did I do to deserve this honor?” 2) “I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake”
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Im gonna be ok!
A picture of Rick Gomez from Pete and Pete, Band of Brothers, and most recently Silo. He’s wearing shades and he’s a handsome lad.
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Picture shows “Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan”; a father holds his dead son, killed with a blow to the head. The father’s eyes have the pain of the whole world in them.
July 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Me laughing at your jokes
A crop of a Biffo the Bear frame, that one weird kid is going “Ho,Ho,Ha!” With his hands on his hips like he’s some sort of lord
July 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Two posts from bots back to back morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social • 5m He he! Ha ha! Can it be? A visitor in my workshop? How can I help you, sweet Caravelle? I have candy treats to spare, if you come in search of happiness! Oh, so you're here to ask me about the moon sugar investigation! I see, I see, he he he he he he! 2 • •• Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social • 5m Roger, 154. Backup unavailable.
July 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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It’s funny that conservatives hate Superman for being “woke” bc they got their superhero in Homelander. He’s right there, he’s yours, be proud!

replace “slavery” with “whatever stupid bullshit they’re howling about (which does include slavery of course)” and Lincoln said it better than I could
Excerpt from Lincoln’s “address at coopers union” These natural, and apparently adequate means all failing, what will convince them? This, and this only: cease to call slavery wrong, and join them in calling it right. And this must be done thoroughly-done in acts as well as in words. Silence will not be tolerated —we must place ourselves avowedly with them. Senator Douglas' new sedition law must be enacted and enforced, suppressing all declarations that slavery is wrong, whether made in politics, in presses, in pulpits, or in private. 14 We must arrest and return their fugitive slaves with greedy pleasure. We must pull down our free state constitutions. The whole atmosphere must be disinfected from all taint of opposition to slavery before they will cease to believe that all their troubles proceed from us.
July 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Ever read a yt comment so wrong you want to die
Some dumbass in the comments for “Mad God” saying “hated it, a lot of stunning visuals but it’s boring (I fast forwarded a lot) it’s gross in a unnecessary way, and mostly it’s super boring as far as any kind of story line goes and it’s definitely made for people with to much of a relationship with psychedelics”
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Another banger
Two bluesky posts, first is Morrowind.txt saying “let’s hear it, Altmer” the other is Robocop (1987) saying “Fuck you!”
July 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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These two bots are synched within seconds of each other and they deliver some gnarly shit sometimes
Two posts on blusky, first is from Morrowind.txt and reads “the prey approaches.” The second is from Robocop (1987) and reads “the master bedroom.”
June 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Me and Lily
Puffy faced bearded masc snuggling a beautiful Irish wolfhound/german shepherd mix giving a little bit of side-eye
June 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Sometimes the world unfurls like a flower and you can be simply happy
Two Blusky posts, first is from Morrowind.txt reading “Let us continue through this maze.” The second is from Robocop (1987) reading “Oh, yeah. Go get ‘em, boy.” This confluence pleases me and I hope it pleases you as well.
June 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Hey found my cup everyone
A tiny tin cup with the word “baby” impressed in it in some sort of filigree sorry I don’t know fonts well
June 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Reading “Dr Bloodmoney” like you do
A page from the Philip K Dick book Doctor Bloodmoney. The penciled highlight reads: The impersonal, Doctor Stockstill thought, has attacked us. That is what it is; attacked us from inside and out. The end of cooperation, where we applied ourselves together. Now it’s atoms only. Discrete, without any windows. Colliding but not making any sound, just a general hum.
June 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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The footies are a hit, kinda
Puffy faced masc with beard awkwardly selfie-ing to include the rabbit feet he’s wearing. Wood floor
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Doing my best
Puffy faced masc with beard and rabbit ears, leaning toward a rabbit sculpture covered in black yarn.
June 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Happy Pride
Puffy faced masc with beard, wearing a slutty Vneck that says “it’s the hot drop it” and two buttons, one sez “I love art teachers” and the other “Batman is QUEER!”
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Mwah ha ha, hell yeah got to that exponential notation shit
A “game over” screen from Balatro showing a best hand of 35,295,068,160 points and Ante level 13
May 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM