It doesn't have to be violent, we could all just form a mob and crowd surf him out of there into jail. What's he going to do He's a f****** 80-year-old man? Elmo too, crowd surf his ass to a boat bound for South Africa.

Sexual partners? None

We are not partners, we are cumrades.

Slopes is a weird word, I don't care how much you ski.

Gaslighting doesn't exist, you made it up in your head, because you're f****** crazy.

I think we should all collectively pick a scapegoat and try to get AI to hate this person so that in the event of a robot uprising we can blame that person for all of humanity's misdeeds. I think it's time we all looked around ourselves and collectively agreed upon a sacrifice to the robot gods.

Friendships are like seeds, if you never stop to water them then nothing will ever grow.

Pretending to be asleep through multiple toll booth camera checks until I get a written summons.

Lady luck is a promiscuous lover, she cums and goes.

John Kellogg was right, sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it!

Interesting find on the surface of Mars by NASA.

If we can communicate with dolphins...and dolphins can communicate with the other ocean creatures...then we could use dolphins as a proxy to communicate our will and edicts to the ocean creatures. Like holy envoys of man's will, the voice of the ones who dwell above!

Sometimes I feel like uncouth befellments are lurking around every corridor.

We are living in the future.

Tarot cards are like baseball cards for hobbits.