Something like that would happen on a date like 9/11

God bless you Mr pope Francis, thank you for this haul!!

He should’ve taken Megan Leske with him.

@bellilou.bsky.social @coy-slugs.bsky.social guys what should I do when I get home from my shift tonight? Play stardew, finish my book, or SHOWER??? (shower is least favorite btdubs)

Me when I spent my whole life not really belonging anywhere and I finally found somewhere that feels like home and that raggedy RAT took it from me teehee ahhha 🤭

Nissan cube in front of me in the Wendy’s drive thru

I feel like if a tent fell down at linden, everyone would act like Jan died or something like everyone would freak out, but if Stoney burned down they wouldn’t bat an eye they would just close the camp.

Misha the cat just called me a slur!

I hope ranger marks tiny house blew away in this wind idgaf

Love replying “woah” to my good friend bellilou

Freddy STOMPED on my keyboard and now I can’t watch ANYTHING on peacock!!!????

Went to apply to camp and totally forgot how much we had to fill out Jesus Christ!! I’m NEVER getting this done😩😩

I am going to (remembers that there's campers around and even though I don't think any are listening, kids tend to hear a lot more than you think. Referencing suicide in casual conversation would not only be bad modeling but could be potentially worrying or triggering to our kids.) Bomb. Parliament.

I hate when people talk about MEN on MY Twitter feed. DIE

Samantha asked if Freddy was named after Freddy Benson, because I act like Freddy BENSONS mom!!!

Guys I don’t have work for 4 DAYS!!! I’m gonna have a sleepover, but just me, EVERY NIGHT!!!!

The woke left has silenced me on Twitter for saying Kim k should kill herself… can’t say ANYTHING nowadays

papa’s skyline chiliria

I would be so good at dodging the draft