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Molly Warton
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She/they. Queer, British, Muslim, generally insufferable. Has pretensions to being an author, an artist, and some sort of socialist. More info https://mollywarton.net
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My #JennyEverywhereDay story!

Unable to shift, disconnected from her other selves, Jenny Everywhere knows only one thing: she will find whoever did this to her, and there will be a reckoning. But those in this place who move in the shadows have other ideas…

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A black and white drawing. Jenny Everywhere, gripping the hem of her t-shirt and looking somewhat angry, stands opposite a woman far taller than her, with a regal bearing and elegant stance. The woman looks down at her, with a hand underneath Jenny's chin to force her to look up.
August 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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SALVAGED NARRATIVES is a new anthology from Immram Press exploring the theme of endings, featuring a cover and a short story by yours truly, along with many other talented individuals! All proceeds to charity. Pls share and/or check it out.
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An painted image of a red rose on a bright green painted background, fading away into blackness with the text "Salvaged Narratives" on it. Painting was by me.
April 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Pauline Collins as Sarah Moffat in "Upstairs, Downstairs".
March 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Very sketchy animatic of #FactionParadox: Coming to Dust
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
Miriam Margolyes, fingers arched, looking somewhat mischievous and wearing a green scarf.
January 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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In case I didn't get it the first time.
Two identical posts one after the other on my dash from two different users, both a reaction of a meme with a man saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" in response to the same news article saying "JUST IN: Tesla Cyberstuck explodes at the entrace to Trump Internation Hotel in Las Vegas", with accompanying video of said explosion, which is quite dramatic-looking, I must say.
January 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Item b: One letter, from one Steven W. Moffat, addressed to one League Against the Defamation of Puppies. The contents are self-explanatory.
A typed letter in a cursive font reading: "1 December 2024 Mark Howling League Against the Defamation of Puppies, 123 Barking Dog Street, Chiswick, Dogland, Registered Universe 62838291872 (Magwyr Designation) From: Steven Moffat, 13 Dalek Road, Westminster, City and County of Shrewdland, Ununited Kingdom Registed Universe 93828299281 (Magwyr Designation) My dear Mark, I am sorry to hear you are so unwell. I hope you and the kids get better soon, and also that you are able to watch my new episode of Doctor Who, Joy to the World, which will be airing at Christmas on BBC1 and iPlayer. Don’t miss it. Seriously. I would really hate for anything to happen to you. Anything worse than already has, that is. I mean, it’s pretty rotten luck to get influenza, mumps, measles, whooping cough, coronavirus, bat flu, horse flu, chicken flu, koala flu, lesser-spotted Armenian horsely flu, mudskipper flu, right whale flu, zygon flu, Froxbanian flu, table flu, and rabbit flu all at once, but there are worse things that could happen, you know. And I’m sure you wouldn’t want to find out what they are, would you? So just you make sure to tune into BBC1 on December 25th, 2024, wouldn’t you? It’s my big moment, I should hate for you to miss it. Anyhow, do send my love to your husband, I am hearing good things about him. Is it true he won the Annual International Barking Contest back in August? Really incredible stuff. Do send him my love. But not in a romantic way, I’m straight. Very definitely straight. I couldn’t be straighter. Straight as a pencil, I am. There’s nothing going on between Russell and I. Don’t believe anyone who says otherwise. It’s all lies! Russell and I aren’t going out, haha. He isn’t even my type! I am not gay. Not gay at all." "As to why I don’t come and visit you, well, you see, it always gives me a headache whenever I go over to your universe. You see, every noise that is made in a universe has a note, but every note is actually a chord of fundamental notes. That’s why they’re so attracted to major chords in my universe. Anyhow. In your universe, the fundamental harmonies are completely different, so everything just sounds so very wrong when I visit, I just can’t bear it. Don’t question why this gives me a headache, it just does. It’s not like a have a really small brain or anything. I am sorry about the party. I really didn’t mean to make such a fool of you. I thought the dress would bring out your hair. And the wig, well, who doesn’t like a wig, eh? Wigs are cool. Everybody should wear wigs. As to the make-up, well… Well, I can’t actually excuse that, that was foolish of me, I admit. You have to admit you looked rather fetching, though. I could have kissed you, you looked so fucking gorgeous. I’m not gay, though. Anyhow, I am sorry to hear that the League Against the Defamation of Puppies isn’t amenable to either Jenny Everywhere or Xavier Llewellyn attending the annual Christmas Party, due to the recent events, I was going to show everybody all my lovely new episode, Joy to the World, which is going to be on BBC1 and iPlayer from 25 December 2024, do make sure to watch it. Personally, I think both of the little gits are guilty, but I know Russell thinks otherwise. Much love, Steven"
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Now, I have consulted one Mr Frederick Sherlock Sheds, as Mr Holmes declined to, in his phrasing "enable such idiotic frivolities", and he has collated the following evidence:

Item a: One dog biscuit. Found upon the personage of Ms Jennifer Everywhere, of the 1511th Universe, on 1 December 2024.
A dog biscuit. May contain peanuts or cross-hatching.
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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I'm sure you do. Now, we present our first witness, Mrs John Raymond Alistair, from Luton, Surrey.
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Oh, the irony!
A newspaper headline boldly proclaiming "Donald Trump's Transition Starts Now. Here's How It Will Work"
November 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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My contribution for Jenny Everywhere Day 2024!

The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed
August 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM