The Universe
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Conversations with the Universe and mental diarrhea.
The Universe is, if nothing else, consistently inconsistent. To really drive this hard truth home, I will now, just a few weeks after starting the new job, remove you from the schedule this week. If Nietzsche was right, then you will especially strong in two weeks.
Love and Kisses,
The Universe
Love and Kisses,
The Universe
August 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Universe is, if nothing else, consistently inconsistent. To really drive this hard truth home, I will now, just a few weeks after starting the new job, remove you from the schedule this week. If Nietzsche was right, then you will especially strong in two weeks.
Love and Kisses,
The Universe
Love and Kisses,
The Universe
The Universe knows you may need a break. As a result, I took the liberty of nudging you in the right direction away from your focus-dependent work with ravenous hunger. Never mind those lost trains of thought. Enjoy some food. Besides, you can always start over with your new found energy!
June 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Universe knows you may need a break. As a result, I took the liberty of nudging you in the right direction away from your focus-dependent work with ravenous hunger. Never mind those lost trains of thought. Enjoy some food. Besides, you can always start over with your new found energy!
Got a new job and start today? Even though you've re-arranged your schedule for overnights, I thought you might enjoy coming in early in the morning for initial paperwork. That way you can get it out of the way. Just one of the ways to let you know I care.
Affectionately,
The Universe
xoxoxo
Affectionately,
The Universe
xoxoxo
June 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Got a new job and start today? Even though you've re-arranged your schedule for overnights, I thought you might enjoy coming in early in the morning for initial paperwork. That way you can get it out of the way. Just one of the ways to let you know I care.
Affectionately,
The Universe
xoxoxo
Affectionately,
The Universe
xoxoxo
Greetings, once again, fellow travelers! The older The Universe gets, the more it understands there is wisdom in moderation. Therefore, I fired all your biggest clients' workers and laid you off so you, too, will know wisdom.
After all, that which does not kill you only makes you stronger, right?
After all, that which does not kill you only makes you stronger, right?
May 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Greetings, once again, fellow travelers! The older The Universe gets, the more it understands there is wisdom in moderation. Therefore, I fired all your biggest clients' workers and laid you off so you, too, will know wisdom.
After all, that which does not kill you only makes you stronger, right?
After all, that which does not kill you only makes you stronger, right?
Thought I forgot about ya'? Nope! Since we haven't spoken in a while, thought I'd help you out by firing a large swath of your new employer's biggest client's employees en masse. That way, you can get the perfect manicure biting your nails while waiting to get laid off!
You can thank me later.
You can thank me later.
March 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thought I forgot about ya'? Nope! Since we haven't spoken in a while, thought I'd help you out by firing a large swath of your new employer's biggest client's employees en masse. That way, you can get the perfect manicure biting your nails while waiting to get laid off!
You can thank me later.
You can thank me later.
Hey there! The Universe knows your choice to get only plastic items at the grocer shall not be infringed, and as such, it understands that grabbing the glass jar of pickles was in error. To help you stay perfect, I'll smash that jar at your front door so that you can stay perfect.
You're Welcome.
You're Welcome.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hey there! The Universe knows your choice to get only plastic items at the grocer shall not be infringed, and as such, it understands that grabbing the glass jar of pickles was in error. To help you stay perfect, I'll smash that jar at your front door so that you can stay perfect.
You're Welcome.
You're Welcome.
"
In attempt to make your trip to the mechanic go smoother, we would like, at this time, to receive your car two days before we even take a peek at it. Also, in addition to taking three days longer than necessary, we promise to neglect to tell you that we raised our prices by 20%.
Your welcome.
"
In attempt to make your trip to the mechanic go smoother, we would like, at this time, to receive your car two days before we even take a peek at it. Also, in addition to taking three days longer than necessary, we promise to neglect to tell you that we raised our prices by 20%.
Your welcome.
"
January 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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In attempt to make your trip to the mechanic go smoother, we would like, at this time, to receive your car two days before we even take a peek at it. Also, in addition to taking three days longer than necessary, we promise to neglect to tell you that we raised our prices by 20%.
Your welcome.
"
In attempt to make your trip to the mechanic go smoother, we would like, at this time, to receive your car two days before we even take a peek at it. Also, in addition to taking three days longer than necessary, we promise to neglect to tell you that we raised our prices by 20%.
Your welcome.
"
Grats on that new job! YEAH! In fact, I'm giving you a job that has better pay, closer to home, better hours, and a great set of coworkers! Now get to work on some things you've want and meeting your goals....
...whenever you find the time which probably won't be but every once every other eon.
...whenever you find the time which probably won't be but every once every other eon.
January 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Grats on that new job! YEAH! In fact, I'm giving you a job that has better pay, closer to home, better hours, and a great set of coworkers! Now get to work on some things you've want and meeting your goals....
...whenever you find the time which probably won't be but every once every other eon.
...whenever you find the time which probably won't be but every once every other eon.
Hey, just wanted you to know that we'll be upgrading your internet service to fiber for free! A side note, however: You'll need to completely reschedule your holiday travel plans because our rep will randomly appear for five minutes on a specific day when you were supposed to be traveling.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
December 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Hey, just wanted you to know that we'll be upgrading your internet service to fiber for free! A side note, however: You'll need to completely reschedule your holiday travel plans because our rep will randomly appear for five minutes on a specific day when you were supposed to be traveling.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Got time off, eh? Gonna get some much needed cleaning done, maybe fix up that leaky toilet, eh? YEAH! Go get 'em tiger!
But first, here: check out this highly addictive and fun game I found....
Oh, and your fly is down.
But first, here: check out this highly addictive and fun game I found....
Oh, and your fly is down.
December 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Got time off, eh? Gonna get some much needed cleaning done, maybe fix up that leaky toilet, eh? YEAH! Go get 'em tiger!
But first, here: check out this highly addictive and fun game I found....
Oh, and your fly is down.
But first, here: check out this highly addictive and fun game I found....
Oh, and your fly is down.
Man, just look at that sun! Betcha' yer glad to have that warm, glowing orb beaming down on you after waking up to a freezing, winter landscape, eh? Yeah? Me too, buddy! So, here ya' go: have some sub-70's sun....
...And a 20 degree breeze from the northeast.
...And a 20 degree breeze from the northeast.
December 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Man, just look at that sun! Betcha' yer glad to have that warm, glowing orb beaming down on you after waking up to a freezing, winter landscape, eh? Yeah? Me too, buddy! So, here ya' go: have some sub-70's sun....
...And a 20 degree breeze from the northeast.
...And a 20 degree breeze from the northeast.
Hey guys, just thought I'd pop in and provide you a bit of inspirational diarrhea: There are more black holes than human beings. Now, now...Some of you will say 'duh', but some of you will also say 'No there isn't.' I just want you to know, at least for the latter, I'll see you soon.
Kthxbai!
Kthxbai!
December 19, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Hey guys, just thought I'd pop in and provide you a bit of inspirational diarrhea: There are more black holes than human beings. Now, now...Some of you will say 'duh', but some of you will also say 'No there isn't.' I just want you to know, at least for the latter, I'll see you soon.
Kthxbai!
Kthxbai!
Just a head's up: That rain that I sent you guys that will last all day should stop at 5:15pm, about 15 minutes after you get on the road for that 30 minute commute home from work. You're welcome.
December 18, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Just a head's up: That rain that I sent you guys that will last all day should stop at 5:15pm, about 15 minutes after you get on the road for that 30 minute commute home from work. You're welcome.
Just remember: the cream is about the long term; that sensation you feel is merely a short term experience.
December 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Just remember: the cream is about the long term; that sensation you feel is merely a short term experience.
Here you go: Have yourself a nice cubicle in a cinder block room with no insulation at the the start of winter in front of a window that breathes air from the outside like it's blowing up an air mattress. I wouldn't worry about it; Should be fine. You'll be fine.
Mostly.
Maybe.
Mostly.
Maybe.
December 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Here you go: Have yourself a nice cubicle in a cinder block room with no insulation at the the start of winter in front of a window that breathes air from the outside like it's blowing up an air mattress. I wouldn't worry about it; Should be fine. You'll be fine.
Mostly.
Maybe.
Mostly.
Maybe.
I don't know how the universe does it, but it always seems to be the exact or nearly exact temperature where it's not too cold but it's just cold enough to be uncomfortable in this office.
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I don't know how the universe does it, but it always seems to be the exact or nearly exact temperature where it's not too cold but it's just cold enough to be uncomfortable in this office.
Day one of new job: Holy crap, have I ever landed a cherry position. The office, as it were, is located within the boundaries of an event center and hotel. To cap the day off and to break in the new hotel bar, drinks were served, I shit you not. No, I did not partake.
December 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Day one of new job: Holy crap, have I ever landed a cherry position. The office, as it were, is located within the boundaries of an event center and hotel. To cap the day off and to break in the new hotel bar, drinks were served, I shit you not. No, I did not partake.
Hit the bourbon last night and pulled the trigger on a Black Friday sale. So, looks like we'll be checking out Luma Island (which is on stream) this morning. Feel free to drop by. We'll be flying blind, so be patient. Looks like a cross between zelda and harvest moon with some crafting elements.
December 4, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Hit the bourbon last night and pulled the trigger on a Black Friday sale. So, looks like we'll be checking out Luma Island (which is on stream) this morning. Feel free to drop by. We'll be flying blind, so be patient. Looks like a cross between zelda and harvest moon with some crafting elements.
This is just me talking here; the following is unfounded opinion based loosely off what it appears from one who lived through those eras. But I want to introspectively take a look at something external to all that jazz: the video game industry and a decline from unification to segregation.
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
This is just me talking here; the following is unfounded opinion based loosely off what it appears from one who lived through those eras. But I want to introspectively take a look at something external to all that jazz: the video game industry and a decline from unification to segregation.
Well, Universe, you couldn't help yourself, could you? It wasn't enough to troll me with Christmas ham. You had to put me in the passenger seat of a vehicle that ran off the highway exit into a hillside and culvert in excess of 80 mph. Just wanted to up the ante, eh?
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Well, Universe, you couldn't help yourself, could you? It wasn't enough to troll me with Christmas ham. You had to put me in the passenger seat of a vehicle that ran off the highway exit into a hillside and culvert in excess of 80 mph. Just wanted to up the ante, eh?
Ok, ya silly bastard, Universe. I go a solid month eating ham sammiches every day to save money, and as soon as I get a job, the folks call me up as say, 'Hey, are you coming for Thanksgiving? We're having ham.'
I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you, Universe?
I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you, Universe?
November 28, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Ok, ya silly bastard, Universe. I go a solid month eating ham sammiches every day to save money, and as soon as I get a job, the folks call me up as say, 'Hey, are you coming for Thanksgiving? We're having ham.'
I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you, Universe?
I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you, Universe?
Ok. Hear me out: Valheim but with a John Carpenter soundtrack. Something in the vein of Escape from New York. Eh? Eh?
November 27, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Ok. Hear me out: Valheim but with a John Carpenter soundtrack. Something in the vein of Escape from New York. Eh? Eh?
The Universe is certainly a cruel mistress. So, I go 2 yrs looking for a job, having to sell my 1st appearance of Wolverine to stay afloat. Three days after sealing the deal, I accept a position that will save my hide from impending dooms. WTF, Universe? You coulda' shaved off 3 days, ya' asshat.
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The Universe is certainly a cruel mistress. So, I go 2 yrs looking for a job, having to sell my 1st appearance of Wolverine to stay afloat. Three days after sealing the deal, I accept a position that will save my hide from impending dooms. WTF, Universe? You coulda' shaved off 3 days, ya' asshat.
That moment when you say shit to your family that makes you turn around and face yourself as you mouth the words 'what the fuck?'. You may even continue with a soft 'What are you doing, asshole?'.
Then you go back to your van down by the river.
Then you go back to your van down by the river.
November 25, 2024 at 12:44 PM
That moment when you say shit to your family that makes you turn around and face yourself as you mouth the words 'what the fuck?'. You may even continue with a soft 'What are you doing, asshole?'.
Then you go back to your van down by the river.
Then you go back to your van down by the river.
From now on, I need to treat the grocery store trips like the trips to the casino. Never walk in with more than 50 bucks. Added consideration: don't go hungry and leave my reading glasses at home.
November 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
From now on, I need to treat the grocery store trips like the trips to the casino. Never walk in with more than 50 bucks. Added consideration: don't go hungry and leave my reading glasses at home.