These people do not deserve due process

You're getting a bag of extreeeeeem zure for your birthday

The earth does look flat. Should we listen to those who say it is?

Should I occasionally threaten your life? We could arrange that. Might be therapeutic.

You're just mad because you're yearning for the Soviet Union.

You did not learn from the last time you tried to comment on the aesthetics of Trump did you? And now you're trying to take Ben down with you.

The defendant is in court and I, smartly, have sat directly behind him. Because if he can't be show on the livestream, neither can I!