Wait until everyone’s insurance goes up 30%

Without having to kidnap anyone!

Or, maybe the parents were letting the child learn the lesson? That was hardly animal cruelty and the mama duck handled it.

Can I opt my kid out of anything that mentions Jesus?

Delivered? More like harvested….

It’s almost like his law enforcement friends helped him escape…

C’mon kids, time for the annual trek to Canada to get our vaccinations!

Absolutely disgusting