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Molly Mayer
@mollymayer.bsky.social
pop culture gossiper - political science nerd - I post every silly thought that comes into my head
A $200 lesson learned in moving from one country back to another - my Canadian phone plan does not in fact include free calls to the U.S.!
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I purchased lucky charms last week as a fun treat that I haven’t had in years and may I say, there are simply too many marshmallows? This is probably my sign I’m too old for lucky charms
September 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Im the first married person in my friend group and I did it at city hall with no fanfare so I’m unsure but is an engagement party a gift giving occasion? My instinct is to give a card with some cash intended for a wedding or honeymoon fund
August 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Of course GLP-1s are amazing for the people they’re intended for if those people’s doctors believe it’s right for them - however, I constantly get targeted ads for it and it’s very icky to me
August 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If someone is looking for a new podcast series, S2 of The Retrievals is out and it’s fantastic! It is making my medical anxiety worse along with my fear of childbirth but it’s a worthwhile story to hear.
August 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I spent the first few years of COVID in Canada where I got a free box containing 5 COVID tests whenever I purchased something at a pharmacy.

I’m now in the U.S. sick with what I think is probably COVID and CVS online is listing a price of $10 for a kit with ONE test??? What are we doing here???
August 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Her podcast ep was released last night and the album comes out Oct 3 so I’m ready to get back to the horrors and unhealthily doom scroll until then!
I saw someone genuinely irritated that Taylor Swift fans are having some moments of joy these last couple of days despite the horrors of the world, I want to reassure that person that when the Taylor Swift fans are done having their joy the horrors will still be there, don't worry, they can catch up
August 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Everyone on Threads has the most boneheaded takes including that you shouldn’t apply sunscreen and vaccines are evil
August 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I’m sure this is expensive and restaurants are struggling enough as it is but I would love for there to be a handwashing station at the entrance of restaurants so you don’t need to go to the bathroom upon arrival to wash your hands
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I met my favorite reality tv star of all time Scheana Shay yesterday and it was honestly the highlight of my year besides my trip to Europe and more specifically, being in the Sistine chapel
July 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just remembered that the brookie from dominos exists and now I need to eat one within the next three business days
July 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
At my first ever work conference, there was a company doing headshots for people but my CEO thought they were badly done so she had me take a few of our board members photos and they’re still on the website today. Can I add amateur photographer to my resume or what
July 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I have the next 7 days off and will be spending at least 3 of these days watching the season 7 love island contestants complete their press rounds on various podcasts
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think my most controversial trait is that I’m the opposite of a foodie and typically just eat for sustenance unless I have a craving for something beyond my usual meals
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I met my third niece yesterday and it’s crazy how small newborns are, I forget every time and then I’m terrified to hold such a teeny tiny delicate little being
July 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m not into astrology but as a Pisces, I yearn for the sea
July 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Petition for food influencers to stop talking about how great the vibes were at a restaurant. I do not care about the vibes, just give me the chicken parm review
July 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I almost regret starting love island because now I have 20 something episodes to catch up on and I’m a busy gal with a job who can’t binge them
July 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
4 years ago when my niece was born, it didn’t at all occur to me that people could think she was my child because I was 23 and to me that = teen parent so I accidentally started a rumor that I had a surprise child when I posted her to social media
July 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The poop cruise documentary - hilarious and reaffirms my stance on never taking a cruise ever
June 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m cool with virtually any bug, like we can coexist it’s fine but when I see a silverfish I get full body panicked
June 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m ready to get hurt again (finally start season 3 of the horrific SATC spinoff, And Just Like That)
June 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Approximately two months ago, I got my hair cut short but before the cutting started, the hairdresser asked me if I got my husbands permission… this is not that kind of marriage 🙃
June 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I bought a nespresso machine promising myself that it would be a weekend treat because of how expensive the pods are. We’re about 4 days in and I’m averaging 2 a day which is a problem
June 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In honor of Jaws turning 50, here’s my hot take: Jaws 2 is a good movie
June 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM