Molly Morrison
@mollyhannahm.bsky.social
NBA jokes and commentary
📍Memphis, NYC
📍Memphis, NYC
kawhi collecting his $7M “tree planting” check every year
September 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
kawhi collecting his $7M “tree planting” check every year
ace hearing his name called for the jazz after refusing their workout
June 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ace hearing his name called for the jazz after refusing their workout
tj mcconnell vs. alex caruso
June 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
tj mcconnell vs. alex caruso
thinking about NY basketball fans who turned on the liberty-fever game to try and forget about the knicks only to be subjected to this 😭
May 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
thinking about NY basketball fans who turned on the liberty-fever game to try and forget about the knicks only to be subjected to this 😭
tyrese haliburton doing the reggie miller choke at MSG and then pointing to him in the crowd is why sports are awesome
May 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
tyrese haliburton doing the reggie miller choke at MSG and then pointing to him in the crowd is why sports are awesome
the pacers when it’s time to orchestrate a comeback that isn’t humanly possible
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the pacers when it’s time to orchestrate a comeback that isn’t humanly possible
where were you when aaron nesmith invented basketball
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
where were you when aaron nesmith invented basketball
these NBA playoffs are cool because every time you start to think you know what’s going to happen next, the basketball gods laugh in your face
May 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
these NBA playoffs are cool because every time you start to think you know what’s going to happen next, the basketball gods laugh in your face
the pope is a villanova graduate ready to give his life to his job? make sure he stays as far away from thibs as possible
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
the pope is a villanova graduate ready to give his life to his job? make sure he stays as far away from thibs as possible
how watching the NBA playoffs feels when your favorite team isn’t playing
May 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
how watching the NBA playoffs feels when your favorite team isn’t playing
one of my favorite popovich stories is derozan talking about how he supported him when his dad was dying
not only a hall of fame basketball coach but a hall of fame human
not only a hall of fame basketball coach but a hall of fame human
May 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
one of my favorite popovich stories is derozan talking about how he supported him when his dad was dying
not only a hall of fame basketball coach but a hall of fame human
not only a hall of fame basketball coach but a hall of fame human
sick for pistons fans but HOLY SHIT, what an incredible run. from being the laughingstock of the NBA last season to making the playoffs and giving the knicks a legit scare. the best story in the league this season, excited for this team’s future
May 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
sick for pistons fans but HOLY SHIT, what an incredible run. from being the laughingstock of the NBA last season to making the playoffs and giving the knicks a legit scare. the best story in the league this season, excited for this team’s future
a 55 point loss at home in an elimination game, jimmy dominating to basically win his series then emphasizing that he “got his joy back” in his postgame presser…. no one has had it worse tonight than heat fans
April 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
a 55 point loss at home in an elimination game, jimmy dominating to basically win his series then emphasizing that he “got his joy back” in his postgame presser…. no one has had it worse tonight than heat fans
ja did not wanna be on camera so they just switched angles lol
April 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ja did not wanna be on camera so they just switched angles lol
me saying goodbye to my social life for the next 2 months
April 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
me saying goodbye to my social life for the next 2 months
the cameraman is WILD for immediately cutting to nico after AD hobbled to the bench 😭
April 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the cameraman is WILD for immediately cutting to nico after AD hobbled to the bench 😭
if y’all ever wonder why i am the way i am, the man in the blue shirt is my father
April 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if y’all ever wonder why i am the way i am, the man in the blue shirt is my father
the eastern conference play-in tournament feels like the NBA version of the NIT
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the eastern conference play-in tournament feels like the NBA version of the NIT
having to choose between missing the playoffs and playing OKC is like trying to decide if you wanna drink poison or bleach
April 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
having to choose between missing the playoffs and playing OKC is like trying to decide if you wanna drink poison or bleach