Molly Encrypted
@mollyencrypted.bsky.social
She/her, 20s. Big fan of seals, currently languishing in Transformers brainrot.
Scranton in Until Death: 'I clawed my way back from Hell but lost all sense of morality in the process and killed my beloved partner and also a whole bunch of other people, and now can only embrace my new nature as a monster.'
Talloran in the 6314 article: 'Skill issue'.
Talloran in the 6314 article: 'Skill issue'.
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Scranton in Until Death: 'I clawed my way back from Hell but lost all sense of morality in the process and killed my beloved partner and also a whole bunch of other people, and now can only embrace my new nature as a monster.'
Talloran in the 6314 article: 'Skill issue'.
Talloran in the 6314 article: 'Skill issue'.
I Do Not Go Here but I think it's fun that the Sonic movies went 'this is our OC, he's the most handsome man in the series and can do so much better but he REALLY wants the spherical moustache freak to step on him and you're all just going to have to deal with that'.
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I Do Not Go Here but I think it's fun that the Sonic movies went 'this is our OC, he's the most handsome man in the series and can do so much better but he REALLY wants the spherical moustache freak to step on him and you're all just going to have to deal with that'.
When will my thematically relevant Strictly Halloween week return from the war
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When will my thematically relevant Strictly Halloween week return from the war
I'm never going to understand why people read Dream-Quest and came out of it shipping Carter/Nyarlathotep.
Like, maybe I can see it as an SCP-3999 deal, but I don't think Nyarlathotep gives enough of a shit to put that much effort in.
Like, maybe I can see it as an SCP-3999 deal, but I don't think Nyarlathotep gives enough of a shit to put that much effort in.
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm never going to understand why people read Dream-Quest and came out of it shipping Carter/Nyarlathotep.
Like, maybe I can see it as an SCP-3999 deal, but I don't think Nyarlathotep gives enough of a shit to put that much effort in.
Like, maybe I can see it as an SCP-3999 deal, but I don't think Nyarlathotep gives enough of a shit to put that much effort in.
I'm going to have to get into TWICE now, partly because they appear on the KPDH soundtrack and sound great, but mostly because their Puppy Interview is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. They were so nice to those sleepy doggies.
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm going to have to get into TWICE now, partly because they appear on the KPDH soundtrack and sound great, but mostly because their Puppy Interview is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. They were so nice to those sleepy doggies.
Y'know, given that the Strictly results show is pre-recorded, you'd think they'd be able to pre-write their captions rather than being out of sync by live-TV-necessity and going 'oops, didn't catch that, let's have nothing for half the conversation and then thrown in a blatantly incorrect word.'
October 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Y'know, given that the Strictly results show is pre-recorded, you'd think they'd be able to pre-write their captions rather than being out of sync by live-TV-necessity and going 'oops, didn't catch that, let's have nothing for half the conversation and then thrown in a blatantly incorrect word.'
If Jinu comes back as some kind of benign spirit in a KPDH sequel, I think it would be cool to see him acting as a psychopomp of sorts. It's a good reversal of his previous role as a demon, and a shout-out to his mythic origins - this is, after all, what the Jeoseung Saja *are*.
October 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If Jinu comes back as some kind of benign spirit in a KPDH sequel, I think it would be cool to see him acting as a psychopomp of sorts. It's a good reversal of his previous role as a demon, and a shout-out to his mythic origins - this is, after all, what the Jeoseung Saja *are*.
Growing up is about wondering why Strictly bothers having a judging panel if nobody wants to be judged.
Why are you booing the guy telling you what you need to improve on, he's right!
Why are you booing the guy telling you what you need to improve on, he's right!
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Growing up is about wondering why Strictly bothers having a judging panel if nobody wants to be judged.
Why are you booing the guy telling you what you need to improve on, he's right!
Why are you booing the guy telling you what you need to improve on, he's right!
If there is one kind of ad that should *always* be skippable, it is ads for horror media, and yet in my experience they *never* are.
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If there is one kind of ad that should *always* be skippable, it is ads for horror media, and yet in my experience they *never* are.
I'm starting to get the impression that Transformers comics don't know what to do with Elita besides make her antagonistic.
October 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I'm starting to get the impression that Transformers comics don't know what to do with Elita besides make her antagonistic.
Late to the party but the fact that the Snyderbros took out their anger at James Gunn on a *fucking dog* is so wild.
It's a dog. It's a happy silly fluffball who does not know it is in a film. It doesn't know who Snyder is. It's literally just a dog. Leave it alone.
It's a dog. It's a happy silly fluffball who does not know it is in a film. It doesn't know who Snyder is. It's literally just a dog. Leave it alone.
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Late to the party but the fact that the Snyderbros took out their anger at James Gunn on a *fucking dog* is so wild.
It's a dog. It's a happy silly fluffball who does not know it is in a film. It doesn't know who Snyder is. It's literally just a dog. Leave it alone.
It's a dog. It's a happy silly fluffball who does not know it is in a film. It doesn't know who Snyder is. It's literally just a dog. Leave it alone.
I'd never want to take representation away from any group, but I'm really not sure why that one fan wiki and merch shirt gave Mira a Slavic(?) family name.
Being of mixed heritage is so important to Zoey and Rumi, so if that applied to Mira you'd really think it would have come up.
Being of mixed heritage is so important to Zoey and Rumi, so if that applied to Mira you'd really think it would have come up.
October 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'd never want to take representation away from any group, but I'm really not sure why that one fan wiki and merch shirt gave Mira a Slavic(?) family name.
Being of mixed heritage is so important to Zoey and Rumi, so if that applied to Mira you'd really think it would have come up.
Being of mixed heritage is so important to Zoey and Rumi, so if that applied to Mira you'd really think it would have come up.
I just know that in an AU where the Saja Boys and HUNTR/X joined forces they co-headline a concert that opens with the sickest mashup of 'Your Idol' and 'Takedown' imaginable.
September 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I just know that in an AU where the Saja Boys and HUNTR/X joined forces they co-headline a concert that opens with the sickest mashup of 'Your Idol' and 'Takedown' imaginable.
Controversial opinion: Beast Wars Megatron/Optimus Primal shouldn't count as MegOp any more than Deathsaurus/Star Saber would.
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Controversial opinion: Beast Wars Megatron/Optimus Primal shouldn't count as MegOp any more than Deathsaurus/Star Saber would.
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This is Enzo. He's on his first walk outside. It is a very big world, and he has very little legs. Which is why he has to get going if he's going to see all of it. 12/10 (IG: enzothe.weenie)
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is Enzo. He's on his first walk outside. It is a very big world, and he has very little legs. Which is why he has to get going if he's going to see all of it. 12/10 (IG: enzothe.weenie)
*goes into ship tag*
*sees bunch of posts equal parts about another ship I am not interested in*
*sees reposts of art I've already seen*
*sees compilation of random uncredited fanart*
*sees new fic updates but all for ones that don't appeal to me*
*leaves ship tag*
*sees bunch of posts equal parts about another ship I am not interested in*
*sees reposts of art I've already seen*
*sees compilation of random uncredited fanart*
*sees new fic updates but all for ones that don't appeal to me*
*leaves ship tag*
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
*goes into ship tag*
*sees bunch of posts equal parts about another ship I am not interested in*
*sees reposts of art I've already seen*
*sees compilation of random uncredited fanart*
*sees new fic updates but all for ones that don't appeal to me*
*leaves ship tag*
*sees bunch of posts equal parts about another ship I am not interested in*
*sees reposts of art I've already seen*
*sees compilation of random uncredited fanart*
*sees new fic updates but all for ones that don't appeal to me*
*leaves ship tag*
TF1 Orion Pax thinks he's a Manic Pixie Dream Girl in a romantic comedy, and the film spends its entire runtime ruthlessly disabusing him of that notion.
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
TF1 Orion Pax thinks he's a Manic Pixie Dream Girl in a romantic comedy, and the film spends its entire runtime ruthlessly disabusing him of that notion.
Rodimus Prime is the Ezri Dax of Transformers
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Rodimus Prime is the Ezri Dax of Transformers
Imagine looking at a bright pink robot with a helmet shaped like a butterfly and thinking she doesn't look feminine enough. Couldn't be me.
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Imagine looking at a bright pink robot with a helmet shaped like a butterfly and thinking she doesn't look feminine enough. Couldn't be me.
I get why most Dion Lives stories have him become Ironhide or Ultra Magnus or someone important, but what I want is a story where Dion lives on *as* Dion. His best friends have been given sick-ass Captain America glowups and he's just some guy with a minimum wage job and shoulder problems.
August 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I get why most Dion Lives stories have him become Ironhide or Ultra Magnus or someone important, but what I want is a story where Dion lives on *as* Dion. His best friends have been given sick-ass Captain America glowups and he's just some guy with a minimum wage job and shoulder problems.
Misfire and Aimless have to be, conceptually, the funniest possible implementation of the Targetmaster idea.
"We know this guy has worse aim than a drunken Stormtrooper wearing a blindfold, so we partnered him with a gunformer who - what do you mean the gunformer *also* can't aim for shit?"
"We know this guy has worse aim than a drunken Stormtrooper wearing a blindfold, so we partnered him with a gunformer who - what do you mean the gunformer *also* can't aim for shit?"
August 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Misfire and Aimless have to be, conceptually, the funniest possible implementation of the Targetmaster idea.
"We know this guy has worse aim than a drunken Stormtrooper wearing a blindfold, so we partnered him with a gunformer who - what do you mean the gunformer *also* can't aim for shit?"
"We know this guy has worse aim than a drunken Stormtrooper wearing a blindfold, so we partnered him with a gunformer who - what do you mean the gunformer *also* can't aim for shit?"
So apparently we're never going to get a Blokees Classic Class Airachnid, a major character, but we do have an Ironhide, who was barely in the film?
What the fuck, lads?
What the fuck, lads?
August 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So apparently we're never going to get a Blokees Classic Class Airachnid, a major character, but we do have an Ironhide, who was barely in the film?
What the fuck, lads?
What the fuck, lads?
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Okay, last thing then I'm done.
Meet Firecycle and Whirlpool, two characters that never came to be and definitely would not have looked like this even if they had.
Enjoy!
Meet Firecycle and Whirlpool, two characters that never came to be and definitely would not have looked like this even if they had.
Enjoy!
August 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Okay, last thing then I'm done.
Meet Firecycle and Whirlpool, two characters that never came to be and definitely would not have looked like this even if they had.
Enjoy!
Meet Firecycle and Whirlpool, two characters that never came to be and definitely would not have looked like this even if they had.
Enjoy!
If I had a nickel for every time the Walther P38 was personified as an anime girl I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
August 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If I had a nickel for every time the Walther P38 was personified as an anime girl I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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I make an appearance in this article and I can attest that my statements to @yair-rosenberg.bsky.social are authentic and not the output of an ambitious overgrown autocorrect
I wrote about how AI chatbots are pumping out fake quotes, attributed to real people, at scale, and polluting our public disourse with potemkin pontification and made-up appeals to authority. And the AIs are not just misquoting famous people—it happened to me and it could happen to you. Gift link:
Don’t Believe What AI Told You I Said
The chatbots are lying about me.
www.theatlantic.com
August 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I make an appearance in this article and I can attest that my statements to @yair-rosenberg.bsky.social are authentic and not the output of an ambitious overgrown autocorrect