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I’ll be hungry and angry all my life, but I’ll also have a hell of a time.
Remember when I went to Ulta for one thing and ended up spending $300? Follow me for more financial advice.
August 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Remember when I went to Ulta for one thing and ended up spending $300? Follow me for more financial advice.
Not enough people talking about the movie Borderline. Ray Nicholson is THE nepo baby. Samara Weaving is THE scream queen. It’s funny. The soundtrack is fire. You’re welcome.
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Not enough people talking about the movie Borderline. Ray Nicholson is THE nepo baby. Samara Weaving is THE scream queen. It’s funny. The soundtrack is fire. You’re welcome.
AND YAS DOESN’T LIKE KIDS?!?! God I love them so much. I hope they look for a third someday… #YasAndJamieforever #LoveIslandUK
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
AND YAS DOESN’T LIKE KIDS?!?! God I love them so much. I hope they look for a third someday… #YasAndJamieforever #LoveIslandUK
I recently bought a sectional that’s basically a bed and it is easily one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time. I can’t remember the last time I was this happy. And it’s pink.
June 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I recently bought a sectional that’s basically a bed and it is easily one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time. I can’t remember the last time I was this happy. And it’s pink.
I just learned that Jonathan Joss was killed while him and his husband were grieving their dogs who died in a fire. I’m really sick of people lately.
June 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I just learned that Jonathan Joss was killed while him and his husband were grieving their dogs who died in a fire. I’m really sick of people lately.
Texas just banned all thc products so I guess I’ll be moving sooner than I thought.
May 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Texas just banned all thc products so I guess I’ll be moving sooner than I thought.
Sorry can’t go out tonight. I’m waiting for more hunger games cast announcements.
May 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sorry can’t go out tonight. I’m waiting for more hunger games cast announcements.
I never stopped calling it HBO Max. Jot that down.
May 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I never stopped calling it HBO Max. Jot that down.
Have to call off work and lay down because I just found out the largest living organism on earth is a MUSHROOM.
May 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have to call off work and lay down because I just found out the largest living organism on earth is a MUSHROOM.
I really hate that I’m still shocked and appalled at the news. I shouldn’t be yet here I am…
May 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I really hate that I’m still shocked and appalled at the news. I shouldn’t be yet here I am…
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Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar?
May 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar?
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complaining about my day means I’m in a decent mood. if I say some shit like “just practicing gratitude today” I’m probably at rock bottom and contemplating illegal activity
May 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
complaining about my day means I’m in a decent mood. if I say some shit like “just practicing gratitude today” I’m probably at rock bottom and contemplating illegal activity
The golden globes episode of The Studio is why iPhones are so expensive now. Tbh the entire series is a recession indicator. Everyone and their mother has had a cameo on that show.
May 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The golden globes episode of The Studio is why iPhones are so expensive now. Tbh the entire series is a recession indicator. Everyone and their mother has had a cameo on that show.
I really hate here.
Former President Biden launched a $26 million program to help Alabamans who have dealt with raw sewage and human waste ruining their homes and making them ill for decades.
President Trump ended the program through an executive order describing it as "illegal DEI."
President Trump ended the program through an executive order describing it as "illegal DEI."
Trump shut down program to end human waste backing into Alabama homes, calling it 'illegal DEI'
A $26 million federal program to help residents of Lowndes County, Alabama, who have dealt with inadequate sewage systems for decades was stopped by an executive order.
nbcnews.to
May 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I really hate here.
Would’ve been a lot funnier if JD died instead of the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Would’ve been a lot funnier if JD died instead of the Pope.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
In these trying times, never forget that Prince loved New Girl, and hated Kim Kardashian so much, that he made them kick her off an episode so he could be on it instead.
April 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In these trying times, never forget that Prince loved New Girl, and hated Kim Kardashian so much, that he made them kick her off an episode so he could be on it instead.
Do we think @booker.senate.gov is committed enough to be wearing a catheter?
April 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Do we think @booker.senate.gov is committed enough to be wearing a catheter?
Kesha. Gaga. Selena Gomez. New Hunger Games book. Low rise jeans. No one’s eating. Yeah babes, it’s a recession.
March 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Kesha. Gaga. Selena Gomez. New Hunger Games book. Low rise jeans. No one’s eating. Yeah babes, it’s a recession.
Yo @benstiller.redhour.com where is our financial compensation for emotional distress?
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Yo @benstiller.redhour.com where is our financial compensation for emotional distress?
American society doesn’t deserve Walton Goggins twice on Sundays actually.
March 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
American society doesn’t deserve Walton Goggins twice on Sundays actually.
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If I am being honest, the most unsettling thing to me right now is the complete lack of DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY, given that the entire ground has collapsed beneath those of us who believe in liberation. Maybe I am alone in this line of thought, but doing the things we did in previous years isn't it
March 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If I am being honest, the most unsettling thing to me right now is the complete lack of DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY, given that the entire ground has collapsed beneath those of us who believe in liberation. Maybe I am alone in this line of thought, but doing the things we did in previous years isn't it
For those that think the workplace will get better once boomers and gen x retire… may I present to you my overflowing inbox on a Friday before 9am.
March 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For those that think the workplace will get better once boomers and gen x retire… may I present to you my overflowing inbox on a Friday before 9am.
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I've had multiple opportunities to shop at Target since they went anti-woke, and even though it has been my prefered retailer for years, I have held strong. Obeying in advance is unacceptable. #resist #eattherich #boycottTarget
www.cnn.com/2025/03/05/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/03/05/b...
A 40-day Target boycott starts today. It couldn’t come at a worse time for the company | CNN Business
Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
www.cnn.com
March 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I've had multiple opportunities to shop at Target since they went anti-woke, and even though it has been my prefered retailer for years, I have held strong. Obeying in advance is unacceptable. #resist #eattherich #boycottTarget
www.cnn.com/2025/03/05/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/03/05/b...