MollyculeTheory
@mollyculetheory.bsky.social
Orphan of internet empires past 🌚
Biology PhD, Healthgoth, late-Toastie Twitter, science, the absurd
Brooklyn
she/they
Biology PhD, Healthgoth, late-Toastie Twitter, science, the absurd
Brooklyn
she/they
furthest i've ever been:
n: Oxford, UK (genuinely surprised this is further north than Whistler BC)
e: Berlin
s: Mexico City
w: Honolulu
n: Oxford, UK (genuinely surprised this is further north than Whistler BC)
e: Berlin
s: Mexico City
w: Honolulu
December 12, 2023 at 9:28 PM
furthest i've ever been:
n: Oxford, UK (genuinely surprised this is further north than Whistler BC)
e: Berlin
s: Mexico City
w: Honolulu
n: Oxford, UK (genuinely surprised this is further north than Whistler BC)
e: Berlin
s: Mexico City
w: Honolulu
Today was one of those magical @learnedleague.bsky.social days where first thing I thought I had 1, maybe 2, but a day of gentle background brain marinating yielded 6/6, I am so smrt!
November 15, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Today was one of those magical @learnedleague.bsky.social days where first thing I thought I had 1, maybe 2, but a day of gentle background brain marinating yielded 6/6, I am so smrt!
God bless the incredibly kind and crossfaded Popeye’s employees who had to cook more spicy tendies for my combo meal but you gave me so many I am going to die
November 4, 2023 at 3:53 AM
God bless the incredibly kind and crossfaded Popeye’s employees who had to cook more spicy tendies for my combo meal but you gave me so many I am going to die
I cannot emphasize enough how much I am uninterested in learning how to temper chocolate!
October 31, 2023 at 1:01 AM
I cannot emphasize enough how much I am uninterested in learning how to temper chocolate!
Getting back into a regular yoga practice after years of pandemic-hiatus & it’s so weird & depressing how your body remembers exactly how to be good at things but can’t quite execute on it. Reassure me that it comes back pls!
October 28, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Getting back into a regular yoga practice after years of pandemic-hiatus & it’s so weird & depressing how your body remembers exactly how to be good at things but can’t quite execute on it. Reassure me that it comes back pls!
Fuck I already lost the Mariah Carey Christmas Challenge when a car full of women just drove past my fire escape blaring “All I Want for Xmas” on this our lord’s day OCTOBER 21. The Halloween Soundtrack Bushwick Car Guy literally just made his debut, is time now meaningless?!
October 22, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Fuck I already lost the Mariah Carey Christmas Challenge when a car full of women just drove past my fire escape blaring “All I Want for Xmas” on this our lord’s day OCTOBER 21. The Halloween Soundtrack Bushwick Car Guy literally just made his debut, is time now meaningless?!
My work team is creating hypothetical clinical cases for a 40-year-old patient & I am screaming at what these younger millenials think a 40yo looks like based on their Getty picks 👵🏻💀
October 18, 2023 at 7:12 PM
My work team is creating hypothetical clinical cases for a 40-year-old patient & I am screaming at what these younger millenials think a 40yo looks like based on their Getty picks 👵🏻💀
That back cover contains a Detailed Chronology of the Kennedy Assassination! Where is this from! What is the meaning of this! What?!
October 17, 2023 at 2:34 AM
That back cover contains a Detailed Chronology of the Kennedy Assassination! Where is this from! What is the meaning of this! What?!
I recently tracked down & bought apparently the last extant copy of my mom’s MFA poetry collection, Lucky Sleep, from an online bookseller, & it was shipped with a random, beheaded hardback cover to keep its paperback spine safe in transit
October 17, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I recently tracked down & bought apparently the last extant copy of my mom’s MFA poetry collection, Lucky Sleep, from an online bookseller, & it was shipped with a random, beheaded hardback cover to keep its paperback spine safe in transit
Serving my sad Adulting Cheetos Mini-Reward in a Shalom mug because my Jewish partner made all the wee snack bowls dirty is probably antisemitic at this point in the discourse but here we are
October 13, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Serving my sad Adulting Cheetos Mini-Reward in a Shalom mug because my Jewish partner made all the wee snack bowls dirty is probably antisemitic at this point in the discourse but here we are
I am 40 yrs old & effectively the only functional adult in my entire family but am still planning on bringing dirty laundry to my mom’s house to wash, New York is so weirdly infantilizing!
September 30, 2023 at 3:16 AM
I am 40 yrs old & effectively the only functional adult in my entire family but am still planning on bringing dirty laundry to my mom’s house to wash, New York is so weirdly infantilizing!
I’m sorry to report that Decorative Gourd Season still holds up 🎃
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
Originally published October 9, 2009.
- - -I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a ho...
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 24, 2023 at 3:24 AM
I’m sorry to report that Decorative Gourd Season still holds up 🎃
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
There was 1 time in my life I pulled off the absolute worst karaoke song ever, Wuthering Heights, successfully
No matter how many times I see it, it’s always distressing to watch someone at karaoke realize too late that Jolene is actually a really hard song to sing
September 22, 2023 at 3:10 AM
There was 1 time in my life I pulled off the absolute worst karaoke song ever, Wuthering Heights, successfully
Oh no, oh fuck, went through the last real incandescent bulb in the house and the LED “daylight” replacement made me hiss and recoil like a Dracula, time to lurk in increasing darkness as the bulbs progressively burn out 🧛🏻♀️
September 21, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Oh no, oh fuck, went through the last real incandescent bulb in the house and the LED “daylight” replacement made me hiss and recoil like a Dracula, time to lurk in increasing darkness as the bulbs progressively burn out 🧛🏻♀️
Death by sea serpent erasure 🐝
September 17, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Death by sea serpent erasure 🐝
I took my newish-to-me (super used) PS1 bag out tonight & the precise mechanical heft and clunk of the hardware is just so satisfying compared to #fastfashion I feel like an old-timey clockmaker
September 17, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I took my newish-to-me (super used) PS1 bag out tonight & the precise mechanical heft and clunk of the hardware is just so satisfying compared to #fastfashion I feel like an old-timey clockmaker
So, I just met you
In a whaler’s hotel
This might be crazy
But call me Ishmael
In a whaler’s hotel
This might be crazy
But call me Ishmael
September 16, 2023 at 2:28 AM
So, I just met you
In a whaler’s hotel
This might be crazy
But call me Ishmael
In a whaler’s hotel
This might be crazy
But call me Ishmael
*eating live flies and devoting myself entirely to my vampiric master* fuck it, we thrall
*refers to a group of Texans, including myself* fuck it we y’all
*inserting the last brick into what used to be the entrance to a wine cellar* fuck it we wall
September 9, 2023 at 12:35 AM
*eating live flies and devoting myself entirely to my vampiric master* fuck it, we thrall
Drop something blue from your gallery (hi, Bluesky!)
September 9, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Drop something blue from your gallery (hi, Bluesky!)