I would love to see her reaction when she finds out about the new Milk Tray man

I have only been eating hot cross buns for three weeks now Sir Michael, spread with Country Life butter of course. I would suggest you try some of Jill’s. It’s definitely making me feel more English and I am prepared to put up with the bloating and constipation.

I have heard the villagers at Horton have converted the tower to a secret nuclear launch site

Good afternoon Sir Michael, it’s very sad when these break ups happen. I remember Ken Dodds break with the diddy men, there are a lot of similarities with Mr Musk and the diddies, especially the wide eyed expressions and wearing of red hats.

Nads, is sadly yesterdays news Sir Michael, silenced by a blob apparently, oh how we miss her insights and passive aggression.
The new power at the heart of government is Angela Rayner, beware she has designs on that large field at the end of village for new housing, and won’t take no for an answer.

The worst of them Sir Michael is Professor Pat Pending.When has anything he has invented other than the Tesla truck ever come to market 😠

A walk to the shop to get some more milk and this has already made my day. Thank you kind person and urban knitter,who took the time to make this. 😊😊