well, you see, james....as of Jan 20, the price of gas is dependent on a very complicated calculation of myriad of factors that have nothing to do with the president.

or something like that

I trust there will be some sleight of hand to prevent that from happening.

We could only be so lucky

Turns out, the commissioned study on governmental waste was in and of itself...governmental waste.

Detective school dropouts

Still a 💩ton of money, but for what it’s worth, a lot of his contract is deferred. Making its current value roughly 1/2 that.

Remember the time Elon called the rescue diver a “pedo” for no reason whatsoever?

www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/09/...

Almonds in the dressing? Sacre bleu!

I’m here!

We are devolving

Whatever you do, DO NOT read the comments under that tweet. OMG people are stupid. No wonder we are in the situation we are in.

I wear deodorant. I do not wear anti-perspirant (my underarms don’t really sweat). Most deodorants are aluminum free as the aluminum is for the anti-perspirant aspect. Perhaps try switching to strictly deodorant?

You are free to believe however you wish. Makes no difference to me.

I am only telling you the official position of the US government.

Like it or not, the currency of any given nation is what all other instruments are valued at. In America, it is the dollar.

I don’t have the time nor the inclination to explain monetary systems to you.

Except bitcoin is valued against actual currency. In this case, a USD. The conversion rate could be that a bitcoin is worth a million dollars or that it is worth zero dollars. However a dollar is ALWAYS equal to a dollar.