Joe Morton
@mojo-128.bsky.social
Pet rescue donor and volunteer. Computer nerd.
Isn’t buying presents for kids even more GOATed? (I’ll see myself out…)
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Isn’t buying presents for kids even more GOATed? (I’ll see myself out…)
It’s turning into The Presidency at Bernie’s.
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It’s turning into The Presidency at Bernie’s.
"Why do you hate yourself so much that you have to criticize somebody else's appearance?"
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Why do you hate yourself so much that you have to criticize somebody else's appearance?"
Oh, to be young and oblivious to the fact that they live just a few miles from Lake Michigan and that it’s December.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh, to be young and oblivious to the fact that they live just a few miles from Lake Michigan and that it’s December.
That’s right: screw Timmy! He should know better after seventy plus years of dogs everywhere bailing him out!
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
That’s right: screw Timmy! He should know better after seventy plus years of dogs everywhere bailing him out!
But, were you able to get Timmy out of the well?
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
But, were you able to get Timmy out of the well?
Karoline Leavitt will justify the move by pointing to Ozzy Ozbourne's bat incident of 1982.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Karoline Leavitt will justify the move by pointing to Ozzy Ozbourne's bat incident of 1982.
This sage advice from your notes really jumped out at me: "I’ve come to terms with how much of what I thought was love was really a compulsive search for the approval and stability I didn’t feel capable of creating for myself." Thank you for sharing it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This sage advice from your notes really jumped out at me: "I’ve come to terms with how much of what I thought was love was really a compulsive search for the approval and stability I didn’t feel capable of creating for myself." Thank you for sharing it.
Which brings to mind this brilliance, courtesy of @ellecordova.bsky.social : www.youtube.com/shorts/ky0YO...
Punctuation marks hanging out
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Which brings to mind this brilliance, courtesy of @ellecordova.bsky.social : www.youtube.com/shorts/ky0YO...
That airport looks like they attached jet bridges to somebody’s north woods cabin.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That airport looks like they attached jet bridges to somebody’s north woods cabin.
The driver was reportedly hooked on phonics.
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The driver was reportedly hooked on phonics.
Blaming the kids is what any good narcissist would do.
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Blaming the kids is what any good narcissist would do.
I bet you turned your house upside down to find it! (I’ll show myself out…but I’m glad you were able to free your upside down friend)
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I bet you turned your house upside down to find it! (I’ll show myself out…but I’m glad you were able to free your upside down friend)
As if we wouldn’t recognize @suesswassersee.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As if we wouldn’t recognize @suesswassersee.bsky.social
It’s a start, but House leadership is blocking a vote on this until March.
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s a start, but House leadership is blocking a vote on this until March.
"Those burgers are coming out any second now!"
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Those burgers are coming out any second now!"
I read that at least four times trying to find anything resembling passive voice.
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I read that at least four times trying to find anything resembling passive voice.
He’s one of those 4 out of 3 Americans who don’t understand basic math. /s
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
He’s one of those 4 out of 3 Americans who don’t understand basic math. /s
Maybe they're defining party/string poppers as IEDs? The "improvised" part is pulling two at once?
October 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Maybe they're defining party/string poppers as IEDs? The "improvised" part is pulling two at once?
Now I want an Italian beef.
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Now I want an Italian beef.
Is this the same guy who always replied with the “You’re basic!” gif?
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Is this the same guy who always replied with the “You’re basic!” gif?
All because he couldn’t pronounce acetaminophen.
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All because he couldn’t pronounce acetaminophen.