It appears I made a huge mistake by squealing “yeouch! You poked me!” over the monitor microphone last time my toddler touched the camera in his room

I’ve had shit for lunch you people wouldn’t believe

I don’t like how branding now is companies putting copy on their packaging like “here at Yummo, we love you so, so much. We would never hurt you. You’re our best friend.” It used to be a bag of chips would threaten to kill you

There is a clutch of outfit-coordinated young women leaving the Roblox Developers Convention. Sorry, excuse me. What’s that? … I’m receiving reports that these are the Roblox Baddies

Came within inches of being put out on the street because I kept saying “disco elysium moment!” every ten minutes while watching The Nice Guys

Check this out, you fucking gamers: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PaRappa...