Crustacean Station
@moistonion.bsky.social
I fucks with crustaceans
Call them a 7-11 hotdog roller the way I be givin them a warm wienerin
January 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Call them a 7-11 hotdog roller the way I be givin them a warm wienerin
Smokin on that metal pipe like an ancient Sumerian has my ears feeling like
a long gray metal tube is sitting on a white surface .
Alt: a long gray metal tube is sitting on a white surface . CLANG!
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Smokin on that metal pipe like an ancient Sumerian has my ears feeling like
*Seeing one like in the blue sky* “Oh hell yeah man this is doing numbers!”
January 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
*Seeing one like in the blue sky* “Oh hell yeah man this is doing numbers!”
I think it’s important to remember that the Mayan calendar wasn’t meant to predict the heat death of earth, but the heat death of my asshole after a 2012 spicy bean burrito from Dell Taco. Live Más y’all!
January 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I think it’s important to remember that the Mayan calendar wasn’t meant to predict the heat death of earth, but the heat death of my asshole after a 2012 spicy bean burrito from Dell Taco. Live Más y’all!
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This is how it is happening.
January 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is how it is happening.
Venom would be the kind of people to listen to Animals by Maroon 5 on repeat 24/7
December 26, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Venom would be the kind of people to listen to Animals by Maroon 5 on repeat 24/7
Word to the wise: Clench before you shit
December 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Word to the wise: Clench before you shit
What if heart aneurysm
December 5, 2024 at 4:18 AM
What if heart aneurysm
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
Thinkin about pin worms
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Thinkin about pin worms
Could you imagine consensual sex with Jesus Christ?
November 23, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Could you imagine consensual sex with Jesus Christ?
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Imagining a world where punches are hit scan and large scale fist fights would look like 1700’s line infantry taking speed of light swings at each other
November 9, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Imagining a world where punches are hit scan and large scale fist fights would look like 1700’s line infantry taking speed of light swings at each other
When I go on dates I always ask him if he’s a “one block jump chicken or one block vertical jump beef” or a “2X Pimpy 3X Bape” kind of guy
November 4, 2024 at 12:19 AM
When I go on dates I always ask him if he’s a “one block jump chicken or one block vertical jump beef” or a “2X Pimpy 3X Bape” kind of guy
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I DID IT!!! I’ve found out why the Bass Pro Shop Fish People are making the pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. They submerge themselves in the water and elect a “Big Mouth Bass Supreme” that grows up to become another fish person. Still unsure if this is religious or just how they reproduce.
October 27, 2024 at 10:42 AM
I DID IT!!! I’ve found out why the Bass Pro Shop Fish People are making the pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. They submerge themselves in the water and elect a “Big Mouth Bass Supreme” that grows up to become another fish person. Still unsure if this is religious or just how they reproduce.
The devil on my shoulder won’t stop challenging me to a fiddle contest. I don’t know how to play the fiddle and I only have so many souls. STOP TAKING MY SOULS BEFORE I GET JOHNY GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
October 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
The devil on my shoulder won’t stop challenging me to a fiddle contest. I don’t know how to play the fiddle and I only have so many souls. STOP TAKING MY SOULS BEFORE I GET JOHNY GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
Minecraft for the PS4?!
October 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Minecraft for the PS4?!
So after researching the bass pro shop fish people for a bit, I’ve come across The Mississippi Bird Man the bird man of Mississippi. The Mississippi Bird Man is often found at the tallest point of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. I don’t know why they’re there but I will find out!
October 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
So after researching the bass pro shop fish people for a bit, I’ve come across The Mississippi Bird Man the bird man of Mississippi. The Mississippi Bird Man is often found at the tallest point of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. I don’t know why they’re there but I will find out!
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Mail carriers reach tentative contract with USPS that includes pay raises and air-conditioned trucks
Mail carriers reach tentative contract with USPS that includes pay raises and air-conditioned trucks
Some 200,000 letter carriers have reached a tentative contract deal with the U.S. Postal Service that includes backdated pay raises and a promise to provide workers with air-conditioned trucks.
apnews.com
October 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Mail carriers reach tentative contract with USPS that includes pay raises and air-conditioned trucks
Y’all ever hear about the secret cabal of Bass Pro Shop fish people? They are disguised as humans but you can tell if you look close enough. On the 23rd of every August they make a pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis Tennessee. I don’t know what they do there but I will find out!
October 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Y’all ever hear about the secret cabal of Bass Pro Shop fish people? They are disguised as humans but you can tell if you look close enough. On the 23rd of every August they make a pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis Tennessee. I don’t know what they do there but I will find out!
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gave up twitter
a silhouette of a man holding up a chain in front of a sunset .
ALT: a silhouette of a man holding up a chain in front of a sunset .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
gave up twitter
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was TWO TIRED!
October 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was TWO TIRED!