Sending all the love to @wrestlejuice.bsky.social and his family today. Thanks for letting us Friendos share in the love for Gypsy!

They have ruined my lucky number. It was 47 but that number has been soiled like the Fox and friends couch.

I don’t like eggs being expensive so I’m gonna pour lava over a school, like a real red blooded American.

I ain’t even got enough money to crop dust in a Whole Foods.

My goal is to be as happy as a woman in medicine commercial as the side effects are quickly read off.

Peon Musk

I find that these days my happiest times are spent pretending to be a tiny Tabaxi monk named Raph Scallions that’s dumb and loves his friends.

OCD flare up right before election is the best life. Got a little relief and then boom. Punched in the throat again.