Moist
@moistcarpet.bsky.social
Who up chunkin' they O's?
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Who up chunkin' they O's?
Explain to Daddy Bubble how bad thing
July 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Explain to Daddy Bubble how bad thing
Help
I out pizza'd The Hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me!
I out pizza'd The Hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me!
June 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Help
I out pizza'd The Hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me!
I out pizza'd The Hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me!
Welp, I'm going to go drink water!
It's been a while since I've done that
It's been a while since I've done that
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Welp, I'm going to go drink water!
It's been a while since I've done that
It's been a while since I've done that
Pain is temporary
Garlic bread is forever
Garlic bread is forever
June 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pain is temporary
Garlic bread is forever
Garlic bread is forever
today I'm going to teach you how to face your fears
now the first step to facing your fears is-
toaster pops
incoherent screaming
now the first step to facing your fears is-
toaster pops
incoherent screaming
May 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
today I'm going to teach you how to face your fears
now the first step to facing your fears is-
toaster pops
incoherent screaming
now the first step to facing your fears is-
toaster pops
incoherent screaming
*blows up pancakes with mind*
May 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
*blows up pancakes with mind*
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Reposting this to help a friend and fave artist Elise Heider move abroad from the increasingly hostile Hungary!
x.com/EliseHeider/...
ko-fi.com/darbaras
Anything will help on her Ko-Fi c:
x.com/EliseHeider/...
ko-fi.com/darbaras
Anything will help on her Ko-Fi c:
May 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Reposting this to help a friend and fave artist Elise Heider move abroad from the increasingly hostile Hungary!
x.com/EliseHeider/...
ko-fi.com/darbaras
Anything will help on her Ko-Fi c:
x.com/EliseHeider/...
ko-fi.com/darbaras
Anything will help on her Ko-Fi c:
I learned that I'm five degrees of separation from bbno$, and four from Rhett and Link/ Ron Jeremy
May 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I learned that I'm five degrees of separation from bbno$, and four from Rhett and Link/ Ron Jeremy
Lost my unicorn
If found, please stop doing drugs
If found, please stop doing drugs
April 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Lost my unicorn
If found, please stop doing drugs
If found, please stop doing drugs
Step 1: Exit stage left, pursued by bear
Step 2: Boulder Punching!
Step 3: Profit?
Step 2: Boulder Punching!
Step 3: Profit?
March 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Step 1: Exit stage left, pursued by bear
Step 2: Boulder Punching!
Step 3: Profit?
Step 2: Boulder Punching!
Step 3: Profit?
Brb, taking off pants to reveal other pants
March 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Brb, taking off pants to reveal other pants
And of course the thing you must not do if the ape is enraged is The Macarena
February 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And of course the thing you must not do if the ape is enraged is The Macarena
Your prize for making it to the weekend this week:
A vertical purple lead ass
It's a plum plum Plum Bum bum
A vertical purple lead ass
It's a plum plum Plum Bum bum
February 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Your prize for making it to the weekend this week:
A vertical purple lead ass
It's a plum plum Plum Bum bum
A vertical purple lead ass
It's a plum plum Plum Bum bum
All aboard the zip line to the poop deck!
January 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All aboard the zip line to the poop deck!
Man I need a break from my job as a truck driver, time to relax and play a game!
*Opens American Truck Simulator*
*Opens American Truck Simulator*
January 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Man I need a break from my job as a truck driver, time to relax and play a game!
*Opens American Truck Simulator*
*Opens American Truck Simulator*
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Thinking of wifi names for when I get my modem and I can't decide what's funnier:
DOT Surveillance Goose
DOT Surveillance Pigeon
DOT Surveillance Seagull
DOT Surveillance Goose
DOT Surveillance Pigeon
DOT Surveillance Seagull
January 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thinking of wifi names for when I get my modem and I can't decide what's funnier:
DOT Surveillance Goose
DOT Surveillance Pigeon
DOT Surveillance Seagull
DOT Surveillance Goose
DOT Surveillance Pigeon
DOT Surveillance Seagull
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One of the first Black, gay men to serve in the Texas Capitol just made history in more ways than one. Rep. Venton Jones proposed to his long-time partner on the House floor, pledging to “fight for a world where love is celebrated, not marginalized.”
Read more: thebarbedwire.com/2025/01/14/o...
Read more: thebarbedwire.com/2025/01/14/o...
January 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One of the first Black, gay men to serve in the Texas Capitol just made history in more ways than one. Rep. Venton Jones proposed to his long-time partner on the House floor, pledging to “fight for a world where love is celebrated, not marginalized.”
Read more: thebarbedwire.com/2025/01/14/o...
Read more: thebarbedwire.com/2025/01/14/o...
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without explanation
January 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without explanation
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I feel like some of the youth may have never seen this video so I'm going to share it here its very silly youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo?...
December 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I feel like some of the youth may have never seen this video so I'm going to share it here its very silly youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo?...
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In case it ain't fuckin' obvious.
Same for SWs and mutual aid too.
Don't like it? Unfollow. You don't deserve what I make.
Same for SWs and mutual aid too.
Don't like it? Unfollow. You don't deserve what I make.
December 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
In case it ain't fuckin' obvious.
Same for SWs and mutual aid too.
Don't like it? Unfollow. You don't deserve what I make.
Same for SWs and mutual aid too.
Don't like it? Unfollow. You don't deserve what I make.
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My favorite thing about the Random Gun Button in H3VR, is that I've been adding REALLY stupid things for 8 years, and I get suddenly reminded of this when they spawn.
December 11, 2024 at 5:54 PM
My favorite thing about the Random Gun Button in H3VR, is that I've been adding REALLY stupid things for 8 years, and I get suddenly reminded of this when they spawn.
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I wish to thank you all for sticking with me by giving one of you a piece of my art!
Follow me, reply and repost this by the end of 2024-11-24, and you could win a full body illustration of a single character of your choice, done by me!
Believe me, I'd do art for all of you, but I'm only mortal. 😉
Follow me, reply and repost this by the end of 2024-11-24, and you could win a full body illustration of a single character of your choice, done by me!
Believe me, I'd do art for all of you, but I'm only mortal. 😉
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I wish to thank you all for sticking with me by giving one of you a piece of my art!
Follow me, reply and repost this by the end of 2024-11-24, and you could win a full body illustration of a single character of your choice, done by me!
Believe me, I'd do art for all of you, but I'm only mortal. 😉
Follow me, reply and repost this by the end of 2024-11-24, and you could win a full body illustration of a single character of your choice, done by me!
Believe me, I'd do art for all of you, but I'm only mortal. 😉
Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, And that we're in there and I just remembered that we're out here
What I wanna know is where's the caveman
What I wanna know is where's the caveman
November 16, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, And that we're in there and I just remembered that we're out here
What I wanna know is where's the caveman
What I wanna know is where's the caveman