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bound and gagged in taylor swifts private jet, please help
canada
canada
acab includes ford explorer owners
March 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
acab includes ford explorer owners
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The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island
March 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island
i once knew a carpenter who was persecuted for his strong beliefs... his name was randy and he stripped my home of copper for meth and was arrested for biting a cop
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i once knew a carpenter who was persecuted for his strong beliefs... his name was randy and he stripped my home of copper for meth and was arrested for biting a cop
get you a girl who can do both. i look like simon AND garfunkel
February 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
get you a girl who can do both. i look like simon AND garfunkel
Alberta, Canada does not have free press
Alberta political web series temporarily shut down by court order
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Alberta political web series temporarily shut down by court order
A judge has ordered an Alberta political web series to temporarily turn off its lights following complaints by a medical supplier embroiled in controversy. MHCare and its Edmonton-based CEO, Sam Mriac...
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February 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Alberta, Canada does not have free press
the guy with dreads from korn goes to the grocery store near me
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the guy with dreads from korn goes to the grocery store near me
rfk jr gave a live autopsy to my hamster when i was 12
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
rfk jr gave a live autopsy to my hamster when i was 12
in 2021-22 if you flew the canadian flag, i woulda thought you were an antivaxx loser, now it means you hate donald trump
February 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
in 2021-22 if you flew the canadian flag, i woulda thought you were an antivaxx loser, now it means you hate donald trump
my bf is turkish and the word for sausage and children sound similar so i always say i eat children, butchering another language is never not funny tbh
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
my bf is turkish and the word for sausage and children sound similar so i always say i eat children, butchering another language is never not funny tbh
i left my shoes at the gym and they were still there a week later. offended that nobody wanted to take them home and put them under their pillow to smell at night
February 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i left my shoes at the gym and they were still there a week later. offended that nobody wanted to take them home and put them under their pillow to smell at night
the hardest part of driving for me is eating a lamb curry with a roti with both hands at the same time
February 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the hardest part of driving for me is eating a lamb curry with a roti with both hands at the same time
highly recommend getting a fecal transplant at claires
January 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
highly recommend getting a fecal transplant at claires
jair bolsonaro goes to my gym and i saw him fall off a treadmill
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
jair bolsonaro goes to my gym and i saw him fall off a treadmill
playing connect four on his dick til he bust
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
playing connect four on his dick til he bust
when i would tweet like “just paid off my car” on twitter ppl would unfollow me. so my goal on bluesky is to have 0 followers cuz that would mean i am successful and have many haters
January 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
when i would tweet like “just paid off my car” on twitter ppl would unfollow me. so my goal on bluesky is to have 0 followers cuz that would mean i am successful and have many haters
i feel like in this tariff stuff nobody is talking about the huge, juicy, throbbing mines of uranium in canada that usa vigorously sucks down to enrich
January 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i feel like in this tariff stuff nobody is talking about the huge, juicy, throbbing mines of uranium in canada that usa vigorously sucks down to enrich
finally figured out i’ll be broke no matter what so ive been buying avocados and pomegranates
December 3, 2024 at 7:38 PM
finally figured out i’ll be broke no matter what so ive been buying avocados and pomegranates
it took me 5 hours to cut a pomegranate
December 3, 2024 at 5:38 AM
it took me 5 hours to cut a pomegranate
i will never forgive adobe for making the simple act of signing a document the most infuriating experience
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
i will never forgive adobe for making the simple act of signing a document the most infuriating experience
the jamiroquai guy works at the dennys by me
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
the jamiroquai guy works at the dennys by me
i’m handcuffed to an ikea display bed
November 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
i’m handcuffed to an ikea display bed
when i worked in way north canada someone told me they went to a bachelor party and all thought it would be a fun prank to put the drunk groom in a bus going to alaska. did it and buddy never came back. started a whole ass new life in alaska (pre-internet)
August 2, 2023 at 1:18 AM
when i worked in way north canada someone told me they went to a bachelor party and all thought it would be a fun prank to put the drunk groom in a bus going to alaska. did it and buddy never came back. started a whole ass new life in alaska (pre-internet)
tweeting abt my bf made me lose followers and it would be funny if one of my 6 bluesky followers unfollowed me for it lmao
July 28, 2023 at 12:25 AM
tweeting abt my bf made me lose followers and it would be funny if one of my 6 bluesky followers unfollowed me for it lmao
if u run the tap cuz ur tryna hide ur poop sound just know it makes me try to listen harder
July 28, 2023 at 12:23 AM
if u run the tap cuz ur tryna hide ur poop sound just know it makes me try to listen harder