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I never used twitter but no fear I got this blue sky shit down
Recreated the ham meme instead of actually cooking anything
November 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Spite is an undervalued motivation

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November 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by Moist sandpaper
If anyone is alone with no family or nobody to spend Thanksgiving with please let me know…

I need to borrow some chairs.
November 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
As much as you want to be unique, outspoken and be able to be you 100%, its just not that realistic. You gotta learn to pick your battles, read the room, and know that not every space is a space thats made for you.

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November 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Your secrets are safe with my indifference

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November 24, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Crying is cardio for the soul

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November 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Ohio is the only state that doesn't share a letter with the word mackerel

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November 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
If I had 3 wishes I would wish for more wishes and if the rule is I can't do that then I wish to change the rule then wish for more wishes

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November 20, 2024 at 11:34 PM
WOW is just an acronym for wow oh wow

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November 19, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Got the Morbs 😞

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November 19, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Let's all go around the room and say one weird thing about themselves. I'm fascinated with my pores.

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November 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
There are far too many mouths here but not enough of them are worth what you're offering. Give yourself to a few and to those few give heavily invest in the right people. Rupi Kaur

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November 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I'm thinking of a Flannery O’Connor quote: “The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it"
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Cooking isn't really my journey
November 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Adult fundips to get the crumbs out of the Pringles can

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November 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM
A frogs asshole is called a vent

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November 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I need an intervention, like a team of highly advanced interventionists with negative reinforcement techniques

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November 14, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The great thing about not knowing how to use Twitter or Bluesky is no one is watching me!

Dance like no one is watching. I shall post random things from my Keep notes 😎
November 14, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Hi nobody! Ive never used Twitter so I don't even know what I'm doing.

Trying to think of a shtick, who do I want to be here... what I can offer this place?

Hmmm
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 AM