Moisha Lipshitz
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Saw a store that has a sign that reads,
"We treat you like family!"
Yup, NOT going in there.
"We treat you like family!"
Yup, NOT going in there.
March 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Saw a store that has a sign that reads,
"We treat you like family!"
Yup, NOT going in there.
"We treat you like family!"
Yup, NOT going in there.
Today, I’m going to give it my almost.
February 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Today, I’m going to give it my almost.
They thought I said “I was interesting”
I actually said “I was into RESTING!”
I actually said “I was into RESTING!”
February 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They thought I said “I was interesting”
I actually said “I was into RESTING!”
I actually said “I was into RESTING!”
Never thrust anyone that can spell g̶̶o̶n̶o̶r̶i̶a̶ gonorrhea without looking it up.
February 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Never thrust anyone that can spell g̶̶o̶n̶o̶r̶i̶a̶ gonorrhea without looking it up.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and THAT makes me stronger than you.
February 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and THAT makes me stronger than you.
Picture a game show called “Are You Hot Enough to Act Like That?”
I am the host and the answer is ‘no’.
I am the host and the answer is ‘no’.
February 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Picture a game show called “Are You Hot Enough to Act Like That?”
I am the host and the answer is ‘no’.
I am the host and the answer is ‘no’.
What’s the first thing you notice about a man as he approaches you?
-For me, it’s the audacity!
-For me, it’s the audacity!
February 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What’s the first thing you notice about a man as he approaches you?
-For me, it’s the audacity!
-For me, it’s the audacity!
Reposted by Moisha Lipshitz
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
I can't do this anymore.
I mean I can,
I just need to overreact first,
so I can focus.
I mean I can,
I just need to overreact first,
so I can focus.
February 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I can't do this anymore.
I mean I can,
I just need to overreact first,
so I can focus.
I mean I can,
I just need to overreact first,
so I can focus.
I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo.
That's still a very low number of rodeos.
That's still a very low number of rodeos.
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo.
That's still a very low number of rodeos.
That's still a very low number of rodeos.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me Ma’am;
without adding,
“You're making a scene."
without adding,
“You're making a scene."
January 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Maybe, just once, someone will call me Ma’am;
without adding,
“You're making a scene."
without adding,
“You're making a scene."
Me: At a certain time in a relationship, you get to
a point, where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, & there's something beautiful in that.
Rabbi : The groom has also chosen to write his own vows…
a point, where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, & there's something beautiful in that.
Rabbi : The groom has also chosen to write his own vows…
January 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me: At a certain time in a relationship, you get to
a point, where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, & there's something beautiful in that.
Rabbi : The groom has also chosen to write his own vows…
a point, where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, & there's something beautiful in that.
Rabbi : The groom has also chosen to write his own vows…
You'll grow wondering if you ever deserve love, but one day you'll meet someone who loves you, & you'll be able to accept yourself. Then, once they get to know you, they'll find you unbearable & leave, but the important thing is to stay hydrated.
January 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You'll grow wondering if you ever deserve love, but one day you'll meet someone who loves you, & you'll be able to accept yourself. Then, once they get to know you, they'll find you unbearable & leave, but the important thing is to stay hydrated.
I woke up tired about 10 years ago and have never fully recovered since.
January 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I woke up tired about 10 years ago and have never fully recovered since.
I didn't GIVE
you the finger-
you worked very hard to get it.
you the finger-
you worked very hard to get it.
January 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I didn't GIVE
you the finger-
you worked very hard to get it.
you the finger-
you worked very hard to get it.
Does eating an entire tube of Pringles while sitting alone in bed on a Friday night count as 'living my best life' ? -because I'm running out of ideas here.
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Does eating an entire tube of Pringles while sitting alone in bed on a Friday night count as 'living my best life' ? -because I'm running out of ideas here.