The world is nuts. Also, am I your go-to for all the latest egg news? Via @cnn.com

Eggs eaters just can’t catch a break! Or can. Or I’m too distraught by the lack of eggs in California to make proper egg puns. Eggscuse me while I cry into my granola.

Everything seems like an @theonion.com article these days. #tariffs #politics

Gladly doing my part. #benandjerrys

Oh LA. Do I leave you? Now that you’re consistently burning, the water and air might be poison and I’m out of cash? Or do I fight it out? Try one last time to fulfill my dreams like every other fool in this town? I dunno, but every time I go for a walk, there’s a new gorgeous photo to take.