“Could you explain the offside rule” but like could someone explain the offside rule cause it still makes no sense to me

“Hey Jamie what would you rather be, a lion or a panda?” “Coach I’m me. Why would I want to be anything else?” “I’m not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.” #jamietartt

“High five tree.” I may strive to be a Rebecca Welton but I’m destined to forever be as awkward as Ted Lasso

I strive to achieve the level of Rebecca Welton pettiness

The believe poster 🥹🥹

“Trent Crimm, The Independent.”

“How do you take your tea?” “Well I usually take right back to the counter because someone’s made a huge mistake.” Same Ted, same.

“Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse isn’t it, if you’re comfortable while you’re doing it you’re probably doing it wrong.” As someone who used to ride horses he’s not wrong 😂

The love I have for Rebecca Welton knows no bounds.