respect the damn zipper merge

good morning. here’s an ass potato. have a gr8t day! #assassassassass

this is a picture of a new sign for the town i went to high school in. “tranquil and alert” ALERT????? disturbing to say the least.

it’s also fucking crooked so U NAILED IT FOLKS!🥴

my self portrait or a kindergartener’s??? unclear.

today a kid was like MORGAN I SAW THREE SHOOTING STARS LAST NIGHT AND MY WISH CAME TRUE!!!!! i was like woahhhh what did you wish for?? and they go “I wished for a glass of water and then I went inside and THERE WAS A GLSS OF WATER!!” a reminder to keep it simple, folks.

where’s the fucking HIGH SPEED RAIL in this shithole country???

is there a shazam for bird calls?

let’s get this thing started… cue *for blue skies* by strays don’t sleep