Stephanie
@mogrunt.bsky.social
Rhubarb thief, knitter, baker, absolute shit gardener. I make jokes when I’m nervous. She/her
My fave was your story of the alien abductee.
December 3, 2023 at 3:48 PM
My fave was your story of the alien abductee.
He saw her throw the kerchief because she threw it to him. And 20 years later she is old and perhaps a little demented.
November 19, 2023 at 3:15 PM
He saw her throw the kerchief because she threw it to him. And 20 years later she is old and perhaps a little demented.
My interpretation is this: The old sailor is her son, made old by the sea. He asks her if she would forgive her child for not keeping in touch, and of course she does and he reveals himself to be the child.
November 19, 2023 at 2:56 PM
My interpretation is this: The old sailor is her son, made old by the sea. He asks her if she would forgive her child for not keeping in touch, and of course she does and he reveals himself to be the child.
Oh, I don’t know if I saw it yet! He is in desperate need of a haircut right now. It’s been since June!
November 9, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Oh, I don’t know if I saw it yet! He is in desperate need of a haircut right now. It’s been since June!
Um, hi, fellow knitter here… please may I ask - is… is this meant to be a gnome/Santa sweater? Because I see an opportunity here for some top-stitching and absolutely making someone’s day.
November 9, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Um, hi, fellow knitter here… please may I ask - is… is this meant to be a gnome/Santa sweater? Because I see an opportunity here for some top-stitching and absolutely making someone’s day.
She is fine. She and every other dog in the neighbourhood still bark all the time. S hasn’t jumped the fence yet. He needs to do it before we get snow. Footprints.
November 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM
She is fine. She and every other dog in the neighbourhood still bark all the time. S hasn’t jumped the fence yet. He needs to do it before we get snow. Footprints.
PS is as well. Needlepoint and surveillance.
November 7, 2023 at 12:39 AM
PS is as well. Needlepoint and surveillance.
Her breed traditionally served as guard dogs and rat chasers, so the barking is part of her genetics. She barks at people passing if she is outside but we bring her in when she starts verbally abusing one of the FOUR dogs that live in yards surrounding ours.
November 4, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Her breed traditionally served as guard dogs and rat chasers, so the barking is part of her genetics. She barks at people passing if she is outside but we bring her in when she starts verbally abusing one of the FOUR dogs that live in yards surrounding ours.
S is planning a late night trip over the fence to take out the batteries.
November 3, 2023 at 10:10 PM
S is planning a late night trip over the fence to take out the batteries.
I may have already leaned over the fence with a hockey stick & took a few rage-filled whacks at it.
I’m sad that, instead of coming to me and saying “we’re noticing your dog is barking a lot and it’s bothering us. Is there anything you can do?”, he just installed this hateful box.
I’m sad that, instead of coming to me and saying “we’re noticing your dog is barking a lot and it’s bothering us. Is there anything you can do?”, he just installed this hateful box.
November 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I may have already leaned over the fence with a hockey stick & took a few rage-filled whacks at it.
I’m sad that, instead of coming to me and saying “we’re noticing your dog is barking a lot and it’s bothering us. Is there anything you can do?”, he just installed this hateful box.
I’m sad that, instead of coming to me and saying “we’re noticing your dog is barking a lot and it’s bothering us. Is there anything you can do?”, he just installed this hateful box.
We’ll let the dog do the shitting, though she would never. I have a duck call that is being considered.
November 3, 2023 at 7:56 PM
We’ll let the dog do the shitting, though she would never. I have a duck call that is being considered.
I don’t. When we’re running a meeting and that one guy who is joining by phone is eating their lunch… MUTE!
October 30, 2023 at 12:46 PM
I don’t. When we’re running a meeting and that one guy who is joining by phone is eating their lunch… MUTE!
And if you organized gala events for the mystic arts sector, you could be Krystal Ball.
October 24, 2023 at 12:05 PM
And if you organized gala events for the mystic arts sector, you could be Krystal Ball.
Nicely done.
If I was the person who wrote the little cards at a florist shop, I could be Steph A Notist.
If I was the person who wrote the little cards at a florist shop, I could be Steph A Notist.
October 24, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Nicely done.
If I was the person who wrote the little cards at a florist shop, I could be Steph A Notist.
If I was the person who wrote the little cards at a florist shop, I could be Steph A Notist.
That is has a familiar ring to it.
If only I worked in the Liberal government. Then I could be Steph L. Caucus.
If only I worked in the Liberal government. Then I could be Steph L. Caucus.
October 24, 2023 at 10:06 AM
That is has a familiar ring to it.
If only I worked in the Liberal government. Then I could be Steph L. Caucus.
If only I worked in the Liberal government. Then I could be Steph L. Caucus.
I slept in the same bed with A when he had it last month, but I skipped town the day before he tested positive. He even drove me to the airport but we wore masks. You may be ok. The boys didn’t catch it from him either.
October 24, 2023 at 10:03 AM
I slept in the same bed with A when he had it last month, but I skipped town the day before he tested positive. He even drove me to the airport but we wore masks. You may be ok. The boys didn’t catch it from him either.