My #1 favorite thing is to be doing absolutely nothing wrong and making someone think I'm doing something wrong. I'll throw a piece of pocket lint into a bush when I run if I think it'll make me look more mysterious and cool

I'm a 100% legal US citizen but if you think I won't take the opportunity to waste an immoral federal agency's time and resources by making eye contact, acting suspicious, and dead sprinting away, you are so wrong

Update: My link box is broken. We're playing non-VR spooky games

Namely Cabin Factory

High-key depends on if the dog can survive two weeks without trying to make me spend $1500 to be told her tummy hurts