It's time for me to dox Superman once and for all. His name is Clark Kent

PLEASE DO NOT ACTUALLY SEND ME EMAILS LIKE THIS. IT WAS A JOKE. I POSTED THIS AS A DARE

Just realized I never introduced myself. Hi, I'm Moe.

STOP SENDING ME SUGGESTIVE EMAILS. I DO NOT need to know how much you want my "Moegurt." Thank you

Nintendo really missed an opportunity to make a Wii pissing game where the Wii Remote is called your Wiiner