Michael
@moenkopi.bsky.social
Stay at home Dad that will flip anything on eBay that's not tied down.
I listen to lots and lots of music. Shoegaze to spacegaze to prog-pop to skate-hop. I like a lot of stuff.
I also fly fish whenever I can.
I listen to lots and lots of music. Shoegaze to spacegaze to prog-pop to skate-hop. I like a lot of stuff.
I also fly fish whenever I can.
How much did you make on your Tesla stock?
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How much did you make on your Tesla stock?
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!
This is a shit take. I grew up Southern Baptist, with my mom listening to fucking Rush everyday. I believed all of it until I was 18 and started doing acid and reading philosophy. Now I'm a socialist.
You didn't know shit about kids.
You didn't know shit about kids.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is a shit take. I grew up Southern Baptist, with my mom listening to fucking Rush everyday. I believed all of it until I was 18 and started doing acid and reading philosophy. Now I'm a socialist.
You didn't know shit about kids.
You didn't know shit about kids.
I'm nearing fifty. Broke my back and hip in high school. I have an artificial hip, and will need a new one sometime soon.
Rates are going from $50 a month to $767. An accident now would cause us to lose our home.
Rates are going from $50 a month to $767. An accident now would cause us to lose our home.
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm nearing fifty. Broke my back and hip in high school. I have an artificial hip, and will need a new one sometime soon.
Rates are going from $50 a month to $767. An accident now would cause us to lose our home.
Rates are going from $50 a month to $767. An accident now would cause us to lose our home.
Why is every tire not fucking flat? We're not meeting the moment.
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Why is every tire not fucking flat? We're not meeting the moment.
His opening on "Conan needs a friend" is comedy brilliance.
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
His opening on "Conan needs a friend" is comedy brilliance.
I really enjoy listening to you every week.
Still waiting and hoping for a "Horrors of Astroturf" story featuring Eric Davis.
Still waiting and hoping for a "Horrors of Astroturf" story featuring Eric Davis.
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I really enjoy listening to you every week.
Still waiting and hoping for a "Horrors of Astroturf" story featuring Eric Davis.
Still waiting and hoping for a "Horrors of Astroturf" story featuring Eric Davis.
Xeroxed fanzine from the local Kinko's?
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Xeroxed fanzine from the local Kinko's?
Twitter as well. I'll never understand why progressives still use that dung heap of an app.
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Twitter as well. I'll never understand why progressives still use that dung heap of an app.
Hey bot, shove it up your input.
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hey bot, shove it up your input.
Even closer is if Joe showed up to the Rams today and held a press conference as if he were still the quarterback.
September 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Even closer is if Joe showed up to the Rams today and held a press conference as if he were still the quarterback.
Did Ted ask the same thing about Charlie? It's not "the Jews", it's Netanyahu.
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Did Ted ask the same thing about Charlie? It's not "the Jews", it's Netanyahu.
A little pair of snips will take that valve stem right off the tire.
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A little pair of snips will take that valve stem right off the tire.
Charlie Kirk was public... oh wait, I guess that's still Netanyahu. 🤷
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Charlie Kirk was public... oh wait, I guess that's still Netanyahu. 🤷
This little fuck? Okay. 😂
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This little fuck? Okay. 😂
My daughter and I are headed to the library. We get books every week, but today she learns what a DVD is!
September 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My daughter and I are headed to the library. We get books every week, but today she learns what a DVD is!
Did not expect this to end with a dig at the Cardinals, but here we are... 😂
September 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Did not expect this to end with a dig at the Cardinals, but here we are... 😂
Bezos can go fuck himself.
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Bezos can go fuck himself.
My 5s are blue, too.
September 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My 5s are blue, too.