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just here to post about games into the void. frequently freaky. you've been warned!

currently kcd 1&2 posting with a healthy dose of hansry and probably some weird rarepairs
The gossip mill would be working Overtime cataloguing Sir Hans' increasingly elaborate tales about this "Sir" Henry 🤭
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
—good for him.

anyways. that's a lot of Emotion for what ultimately started as me getting so hard I had to throw myself off an imaginary flight of stairs just to feel Sane and Normal again

but I think kcd2 hansry can fix their kcd1 counterparts by fucking them silly 🫣🤭
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—vulnerable and that he doesn't have to be strong all the time because Henry is loved by Hans regardless of how useful he is

Hans would worship this Henry the way his Henry (kcd2) has done to him, and he'd walk Henry though the whole thing bc he knows that Henry wants nothing more than to make it—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—lines that divide them because Hans knows what Henry needed back then. He needed to be given purpose again; to be shown that life is worth /living/, not just for the sake of pursuing revenge, but just to, well, live!

and also he rides Henry to kingdom come (HA) and shows him that it's ok to be—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I've thought about the reverse too dw. But this thread is already far too long as is and it's late so I'll just say:

kcd2 Hans would handle early kcd1 Henry with more tact, but that's not to say he starts walking on eggshells around him. No sir. If anything, he's even quicker to plow through the—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—Hans until he's utterly incapable of stringing together syllables other than the ones that form Henry's name, but he does it with an extra degree of care towards the less hardened and more naive version of his Hans.

are.... are you seen the vision. are you.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—feel unsafe. He's nervous, yes, and he wants to crawl away and hide from how overwhelmed he is, but he doesn't feel /afraid/, not when this stranger cherishes him like a lover.

And my, what a novelty that'd be to a lonely, caged bird like Hans.

Make no mistake, Henry still fucks this version of—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—didn't know until now, and the feeling of Henry's fingers digging into his hips is enough to have him arching off the bed.

He isn't used to this sort of treatment and he'd be such a /mess/ because of it, both physically and emotionally. Stripped bare, both in body and in spirit and yet he doesn't—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—Hans' skin. He knows exactly where to press, how hard to push and the exact register with which to praise Hans that'll have him unravel completely at the seams.

Hans, for his part, would be completely and utterly overwhelmed at how quickly he falls apart beneath Henry. He's sensitive in places he—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—kisses clumsily, shaken by his nerves and desperate to cling to this moment.

It's here that Henry leverages all those weeks he spent getting to intimately know every inch of Hans. His hands burn with the memory of Hans' hips molded beneath them, and his tongue floods with the taste of the salt on—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
He doesn't want to push, even though he knows Hans wants this. But Hans is stubborn and prideful and Henry /knows/ that if he holds Hans here for long enough, his resolve will crumble and he'll finally reach for what he wants.

Hans isn't an unskilled lover by any stretch of the imagination, but he—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—Hans wants above all else.

To be held.

To be /known/.

And this version of Henry can't fathom denying Hans anything, not after he's come so close to losing /his/ Hans so many times.

He pulls Hans in close, cups his jaw and leans in, holding his breath as he feels Hans tremble beneath his palm.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—would make the first move, not the way he would later on, exhausted and starved and desperate to let his feelings be known in case his one and only friend doesn't come back alive

But this Henry, equipped with the knowledge of having seen and /known/ Hans so intimately would know exactly what this—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—doesn't fully understand. There's something about this Henry that Hans feels drawn to, even beyond his surface level infatuation with the knightly getup. It's the feeling of coming home; of shedding all your armour and the relief that comes with being free of that weight.

I don't think this Hans—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—out how easily conversation seems to flow with this stranger. How, in just such a short time, this knight (who insists he /isn't/ a knight despite looking and acting the part) manages to know Hans better than anyone else he's met in his entire life.

Hans would ache for the stranger in a way he—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
pre kcd1 Hans encountering this version of Henry would most DEFINITELY have all the chivalric romances at the forefront of his mind. This stranger looks like he's been plucked right out of these tales that Hans has been enamoured with for his whole life. Imagine how smitten he'd be when he finds—
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
only you would find this arousing, hans. you are a MESS, GET A GRIP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

they match each other's freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

LIKE COME ON, Henry calls Hans' GOD awful poetry "bawdy" and he keeps Hans' AWFUL letter from hans' dlc in kcd1 LIKE GODDDDDDD I CAN'T STAND THEM HAHA
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
that mod is SO good and I'm definitely gonna have it installed for my hardcore playthrough tee hee <3
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
my guy is fooling NO ONE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Henry is just like me fr

every time Hans appears on screen I'm like THAT'S MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
it's so funny that warhorse gave us all THIS before like, a full skalitz fit in a similar vein

THEY KNEW WHAT TEAM WE WANTED TO REP!!! AND THAT'S TEAM POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
and so, on his next trip to Kuttenberg, he commissions a tailor to make him THIS fit. and for his pebbles too, of course.

GODDDDDDDDDDD they're so embarrassing. and also literally made for each other. I can'tGHSDKJFHDSK
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Henry comes to bed wearing yellow and Hans wages an internal war the entire time because he can't decide whether the article of clothing should stay ON (henry,,, in yellow... hgngn) or OFF (henry... boobs.......) so he opts for a half on/half off look and tells Henry he should wear yellow more often
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM