M Dobkin
@modopyr.bsky.social
I’m a public school teacher in NYC (proud UFT member). I have a lot of hope that the next generation will reject prejudice and fascism. I’m also a mom who recently completed primary treatment for breast cancer.
Our kitten looks very similar!
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Our kitten looks very similar!
He’s a charlatan who’s charred his tan. A char-le-tan? #char-le-tan
September 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He’s a charlatan who’s charred his tan. A char-le-tan? #char-le-tan
#Chipocalypse? That just sounds like what happens whenever Trump sees snack food.
I’m shocked that his team can’t even do parody. Fight back Second City! Parody the f—— out of this a—hole.
I’m shocked that his team can’t even do parody. Fight back Second City! Parody the f—— out of this a—hole.
September 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
#Chipocalypse? That just sounds like what happens whenever Trump sees snack food.
I’m shocked that his team can’t even do parody. Fight back Second City! Parody the f—— out of this a—hole.
I’m shocked that his team can’t even do parody. Fight back Second City! Parody the f—— out of this a—hole.
I can’t wait to tell them about the aliens I saw at Devil’s Tower in Wyoming.
June 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t wait to tell them about the aliens I saw at Devil’s Tower in Wyoming.
What the absolute fuck, Spoonflower? #BoycottSpoonflower
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
What the absolute fuck, Spoonflower? #BoycottSpoonflower
It’s very on-brand for him to wear shoes from the “melted Vader mask” line.
March 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It’s very on-brand for him to wear shoes from the “melted Vader mask” line.
The lights were flickering today, 1/20/25, when we visited the Teddy Roosevelt Hall at the AMNH. I assume Teddy is making the lights flash by spinning in his grave at what has happened to his party, the presidency, and his country.
#AMNH #TeddyRoosevelt
#AMNH #TeddyRoosevelt
January 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The lights were flickering today, 1/20/25, when we visited the Teddy Roosevelt Hall at the AMNH. I assume Teddy is making the lights flash by spinning in his grave at what has happened to his party, the presidency, and his country.
#AMNH #TeddyRoosevelt
#AMNH #TeddyRoosevelt
My arm may be bandaged, but I can still enjoy the little things, like ripping this magazine to shreds. #boycotttimemagazine
January 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My arm may be bandaged, but I can still enjoy the little things, like ripping this magazine to shreds. #boycotttimemagazine
In the NYC MTA, the train announcement signs are like, “I’m showing you when the next train will be here. Do you really need to know about the one after? Ok. Wait 3 minutes. You didn’t see it for the one second it was on the screen? I guess that’s your problem.” #mta
December 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
In the NYC MTA, the train announcement signs are like, “I’m showing you when the next train will be here. Do you really need to know about the one after? Ok. Wait 3 minutes. You didn’t see it for the one second it was on the screen? I guess that’s your problem.” #mta
Flashback to my favorite Halloween costume. I stand by it.
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Flashback to my favorite Halloween costume. I stand by it.
If you told me that Donald Trump had a Jafar staff (fake gold, with imitation rubies, naturally) that he used to hypnotize half of the country, I might believe you.
December 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
If you told me that Donald Trump had a Jafar staff (fake gold, with imitation rubies, naturally) that he used to hypnotize half of the country, I might believe you.
December 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
One of my 4th graders wrote something about “motorcycle bell wings”. I had no idea what they meant so I googled it, in class. I was like, “What in the not safe for work?” I don’t think that this is what they meant.
December 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
One of my 4th graders wrote something about “motorcycle bell wings”. I had no idea what they meant so I googled it, in class. I was like, “What in the not safe for work?” I don’t think that this is what they meant.
No, docs, I was not going to hand my 4th graders their...thumbs? How was this the predictive text?
December 9, 2024 at 2:57 AM
No, docs, I was not going to hand my 4th graders their...thumbs? How was this the predictive text?
First transition to a Trump white house had a non-stop "Kneel before Zod" Superman II energy. This time, more so. #SupermanII, #RichardDonner, #RichardLester
December 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM
First transition to a Trump white house had a non-stop "Kneel before Zod" Superman II energy. This time, more so. #SupermanII, #RichardDonner, #RichardLester
Walked out of my apartment (just to the lobby) inadvertently looking like an elderly DJ, thanks to some unintentional clothing choices.
December 8, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Walked out of my apartment (just to the lobby) inadvertently looking like an elderly DJ, thanks to some unintentional clothing choices.
I’m glad I can’t afford a Tag Heuer watch, because I don’t have the fortitude to look at this watch face multiple times a day.
December 7, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I’m glad I can’t afford a Tag Heuer watch, because I don’t have the fortitude to look at this watch face multiple times a day.
Has anyone else gone absolutely bananas trying to get the number on the side of an app to go away? I checked every inch of that app. It holds no more mysteries for me. Drop the number!
November 29, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Has anyone else gone absolutely bananas trying to get the number on the side of an app to go away? I checked every inch of that app. It holds no more mysteries for me. Drop the number!
For the 4th year in a row, wondering who orders an ornament that documents that year's misfortunes.
November 28, 2024 at 9:14 PM
For the 4th year in a row, wondering who orders an ornament that documents that year's misfortunes.
Pottery Barn Teen, what in the world are you thinking? Unless you're rich enough to replace this chair every week, I don't even want to think of what it's going to look like.
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Pottery Barn Teen, what in the world are you thinking? Unless you're rich enough to replace this chair every week, I don't even want to think of what it's going to look like.