Guthrie'sGuitar
modernthaddeus.bsky.social
Guthrie'sGuitar
@modernthaddeus.bsky.social
Still as confused as ever, but about more important things.
The average age of a first time home-buyer in the US is 40.

Only 4.7% of Americans live to 90.

With a 50 year mortgage, fewer than 5% of homeowners will die with their homes free and clear.

This new plan is designed to ensure 95% of homeowners die in debt.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A genocidaire and a pedophile walk into a liberal think tank. . . .
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Self-fulfilling incel prophesy.

Bravo, gents!
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Whats the over/under on how long until someone finds an email thread with Kessler?

Or maybe someone should go through the Lolita Express flight manifests looking for a “Ken Gessler”
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
They are anticipating the imminent pardon, followed by a defamation suit for somehow retroactively defaming her for having been convicted.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No tuition?

I’d hold out for the signing bonus.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tisch family.

Take note.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How to say you voted for the sex pest without saying you voted for the sex pest.
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Breaking: CPD and ICE release new training video for recruits.
Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit
YouTube video by Caio Badner
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you work at the ADL and your name is not Jonathan Greenblatt, it’s time to quit.

Or... if you are a board member and don’t want your legacy to be that you allowed a great civil rights org to die on your watch, its time to fire that guy.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Corey Robinson wrote a great piece on exactly this topic almost 2 years ago.
Two Paths for Jewish Politics
In America, Jews pioneered a way of life that didn’t rely on the whims of the powerful. Now it’s under threat.
www.newyorker.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Here’s the cycle:
1 Repubs say Dems focus on LGBTQIA+
2 Dems say we can’t control media, so we have to accept R version as reality and moderate on LGBTQIA
3 Media and voters accept that Dems were focusing on LGBTQ
4 Dems lose bc base turned off
5 Dems blame “the Groups” - says must moderate more!
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When I was a kid, Carrie Fisher lived in the apartment building up the block - she must have been about 22, and flush from her Star Wars payouts. Before she married Paul Simon. 1978 or 1079.

Anyway, she gave out Mattel electronics games for Halloween.

No one has ever beat that.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the name of this song is “blindfolded in the rake garden”
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They are trying to normalize deportating Mamdani, and maybe @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @governor.ny.gov, now that they have endorsed him, should start making it clear that the Dem party - and the State of NY - will not allow that shit.

Even if it's not poll tested and donor approved.
Steve Bannon: Zohran Mamdani has "got to be denaturalized because his naturalization process was fouled. He's got to be sent out of the country."
www.mediamatters.org
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Well, fuck. You were right, I was wrong. Seems like his Pod Save America defense was not altogether honest.
October 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
But the oppo research claiming he's a secret Nazi does seem pretty suspect.

At least watch his response and decide for yourself if you think he's a Nazi.
Pod Save America on X: "NEW: Graham Platner reacts to recently resurfaced video of him singing shirtless at a wedding and an opposition research attack alleging he's a "secret nazi." Full interview out now on the Pod Save America YouTube. https://t.co/r8GEePCPLP" / X
NEW: Graham Platner reacts to recently resurfaced video of him singing shirtless at a wedding and an opposition research attack alleging he's a "secret nazi." Full interview out now on the Pod Save America YouTube. https://t.co/r8GEePCPLP
x.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I assume you've seen his response to the oppo research that is claiming he's a secret Nazi, right?

I don't know the guy, but I think he's pretty honest in the clip below.

Seems like you're helping the Schumer campaign to get 77 yo Mills through the primary. . . so she can lose to Collins.
Pod Save America on X: "NEW: Graham Platner reacts to recently resurfaced video of him singing shirtless at a wedding and an opposition research attack alleging he's a "secret nazi." Full interview out now on the Pod Save America YouTube. https://t.co/r8GEePCPLP" / X
NEW: Graham Platner reacts to recently resurfaced video of him singing shirtless at a wedding and an opposition research attack alleging he's a "secret nazi." Full interview out now on the Pod Save America YouTube. https://t.co/r8GEePCPLP
x.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Please.

JD Vance told us to stop calling them Nazis.

Also that he won’t be clutching his pearls when it turns out they actually are Nazis.

Also, that guy apparently wants all of North America to be part of Ohio. (Note the map.). That’s really too much.
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Remember when they promised it would cure cancer and solve climate change?
Jon Stewart On The False Promises of AI | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That video of you standing up to Trump was your shining moment.

Why would you tarnish it by running a losing race that everyone under the age of 77 agrees is foolhardy?

Enjoy retirement!

Jesus, why is it so hard for boomers to let go?
October 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM