Modern Marks
@modernmarks.bsky.social
Takes celebrating the art, beauty, and oddity of modern pro wrestling.
BRODY KING IS OUR FUCKING GUY! 🤼 #AEW #AEWGrandSlamMexico
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BRODY KING IS OUR FUCKING GUY! 🤼 #AEW #AEWGrandSlamMexico
Y'all are good people. You've got to stop letting shitheads frame discourse, stressing you out over lies driven by hatred. No, GCW didn't drug Sabu and force him into a match. Sabu regularly took THC and Kratom. The Janela interview was half-joke/half-embellishment, like everything Janela says. 🤼
May 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Y'all are good people. You've got to stop letting shitheads frame discourse, stressing you out over lies driven by hatred. No, GCW didn't drug Sabu and force him into a match. Sabu regularly took THC and Kratom. The Janela interview was half-joke/half-embellishment, like everything Janela says. 🤼
Sabu regularly used kratom. The Janela interview was an embellishment. Just a dude joking around about Sabu always canceling. It was just Sabu's routine.
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sabu regularly used kratom. The Janela interview was an embellishment. Just a dude joking around about Sabu always canceling. It was just Sabu's routine.
And then to cap it off, have MJF dismiss criticism of AEW and himself as a performer supporting sexism and sexist treatment of women workers, with a kayfabe statement saying he's pro-sex worker.
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And then to cap it off, have MJF dismiss criticism of AEW and himself as a performer supporting sexism and sexist treatment of women workers, with a kayfabe statement saying he's pro-sex worker.
To be fair, on Twitter they would have just called me a slur. 🤼
March 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
To be fair, on Twitter they would have just called me a slur. 🤼
Tony Khan heard us saying, "Wow, this card looks great! It's all under 40s, none of the bummer angles! How fun!" and said, "This can't stand. Bring out the olds." #AEWDynamite 🤼
February 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tony Khan heard us saying, "Wow, this card looks great! It's all under 40s, none of the bummer angles! How fun!" and said, "This can't stand. Bring out the olds." #AEWDynamite 🤼
Thought this might be a bit more punchy framed by AEW's best and worst stretches. January's 7.15 makes it the lowest average AEW's put up since August 2021 and one of only four months outside of the pandemic to average below 7.25.
Odd stat to track, yeah, but I hope it makes a bit of sense. #AEW 🤼
Odd stat to track, yeah, but I hope it makes a bit of sense. #AEW 🤼
February 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thought this might be a bit more punchy framed by AEW's best and worst stretches. January's 7.15 makes it the lowest average AEW's put up since August 2021 and one of only four months outside of the pandemic to average below 7.25.
Odd stat to track, yeah, but I hope it makes a bit of sense. #AEW 🤼
Odd stat to track, yeah, but I hope it makes a bit of sense. #AEW 🤼
If you don't think pro wrestling media has a serious problem, just take a look at @sportsillustrated.bsky.social's Janel Grant coverage.
Both written by @zackheydorn.bsky.social so it's not like he wrapped up his Grant story and said, "I have to write this CM Punk story in 15 minutes!" #WWE 🤼
Both written by @zackheydorn.bsky.social so it's not like he wrapped up his Grant story and said, "I have to write this CM Punk story in 15 minutes!" #WWE 🤼
February 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you don't think pro wrestling media has a serious problem, just take a look at @sportsillustrated.bsky.social's Janel Grant coverage.
Both written by @zackheydorn.bsky.social so it's not like he wrapped up his Grant story and said, "I have to write this CM Punk story in 15 minutes!" #WWE 🤼
Both written by @zackheydorn.bsky.social so it's not like he wrapped up his Grant story and said, "I have to write this CM Punk story in 15 minutes!" #WWE 🤼
No wonder he's getting the push! Ian's working politics backstage for The Outlaw! It's too late to stop!
January 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No wonder he's getting the push! Ian's working politics backstage for The Outlaw! It's too late to stop!
Normal Presale opens up tomorrow (10am, presale code: INS7AEW). This is currently the VIP Presale, which I'm guessing has higher prices. Even so. Maybe twice as much as I was expecting (includes fees, but not tax).
January 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Normal Presale opens up tomorrow (10am, presale code: INS7AEW). This is currently the VIP Presale, which I'm guessing has higher prices. Even so. Maybe twice as much as I was expecting (includes fees, but not tax).
Oh, Ian. Ian, Ian, Ian. Bless your heart.
January 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh, Ian. Ian, Ian, Ian. Bless your heart.
In case you were wondering how AEW felt internally about MJF and Jeff Jarrett's misogynistic promo from Dynamite, here's an official advertisement for the segment on Facebook. #AEW 🤼
January 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In case you were wondering how AEW felt internally about MJF and Jeff Jarrett's misogynistic promo from Dynamite, here's an official advertisement for the segment on Facebook. #AEW 🤼
Here's a recently shared bit of data from Wrestlenomics showing how big of an issue its become. Ticket sales don't drop overnight. It's very much rooted in momentum. The drop has been building for years. #AEW 🤼
wrestlenomics.com/analysis/202...
wrestlenomics.com/analysis/202...
January 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Here's a recently shared bit of data from Wrestlenomics showing how big of an issue its become. Ticket sales don't drop overnight. It's very much rooted in momentum. The drop has been building for years. #AEW 🤼
wrestlenomics.com/analysis/202...
wrestlenomics.com/analysis/202...
Friend. @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social. I'm begging. Please. During Ospreay's next entrance say, "Will Ospreay! The aerial assassin! He's silent... but he's deadly!" #AEW 🤼
January 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Friend. @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social. I'm begging. Please. During Ospreay's next entrance say, "Will Ospreay! The aerial assassin! He's silent... but he's deadly!" #AEW 🤼
December 25, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Me, match by match, trying to figure out the booking for #ROHFinalBattle 🤼
December 21, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Me, match by match, trying to figure out the booking for #ROHFinalBattle 🤼