Modern Haiku For The ___.
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In the form haiku?
Poems of Japanese words
Lovingly written
It’s five syllables
Then do your awesome seven
Then it’s five again
Just give an effort
Of some glorious wordplay
Counting tiny sounds
Poems of Japanese words
Lovingly written
It’s five syllables
Then do your awesome seven
Then it’s five again
Just give an effort
Of some glorious wordplay
Counting tiny sounds
Pinned
An attempt begins,
My crack at writing haiku,
Be literal things.
My crack at writing haiku,
Be literal things.
Find class consciousness
Deliberate fibs on Marx
Must start punching up
Not left, right, or down
Take on the super wealthy
No more boot licking
Deliberate fibs on Marx
Must start punching up
Not left, right, or down
Take on the super wealthy
No more boot licking
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Find class consciousness
Deliberate fibs on Marx
Must start punching up
Not left, right, or down
Take on the super wealthy
No more boot licking
Deliberate fibs on Marx
Must start punching up
Not left, right, or down
Take on the super wealthy
No more boot licking
It’s beyond stressful
Seeps in cellular level
Lost to the darkness
Seeps in cellular level
Lost to the darkness
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 AM
It’s beyond stressful
Seeps in cellular level
Lost to the darkness
Seeps in cellular level
Lost to the darkness
Difficult to heal
As the scorched winds engulf earth
Tranquility lost
As the scorched winds engulf earth
Tranquility lost
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Difficult to heal
As the scorched winds engulf earth
Tranquility lost
As the scorched winds engulf earth
Tranquility lost
Useless exchanges
Debate bros murdered discourse
Disingenuous
Debate bros murdered discourse
Disingenuous
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Useless exchanges
Debate bros murdered discourse
Disingenuous
Debate bros murdered discourse
Disingenuous
Due process matters
Taken from one, lost by all
Must stand together
Taken from one, lost by all
Must stand together
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Due process matters
Taken from one, lost by all
Must stand together
Taken from one, lost by all
Must stand together
It’s time for worry
Cruelty should not be excused
Fear my empathy
Cruelty should not be excused
Fear my empathy
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It’s time for worry
Cruelty should not be excused
Fear my empathy
Cruelty should not be excused
Fear my empathy
Democracy ends
With loud thunderous applause
Call to deafen claps.
With loud thunderous applause
Call to deafen claps.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Democracy ends
With loud thunderous applause
Call to deafen claps.
With loud thunderous applause
Call to deafen claps.
To all my buddies.
When they denounce my freedom
Flee away rapidly
Warnings aplenty
Ignorant did not listen
Roaches for bug spray
Threats to your safety
May strength leave the “almighty”
Underdogs must thrive
Just know in the end
When frozen gestapo comes
Not go quietly
When they denounce my freedom
Flee away rapidly
Warnings aplenty
Ignorant did not listen
Roaches for bug spray
Threats to your safety
May strength leave the “almighty”
Underdogs must thrive
Just know in the end
When frozen gestapo comes
Not go quietly
January 11, 2026 at 8:49 AM
To all my buddies.
When they denounce my freedom
Flee away rapidly
Warnings aplenty
Ignorant did not listen
Roaches for bug spray
Threats to your safety
May strength leave the “almighty”
Underdogs must thrive
Just know in the end
When frozen gestapo comes
Not go quietly
When they denounce my freedom
Flee away rapidly
Warnings aplenty
Ignorant did not listen
Roaches for bug spray
Threats to your safety
May strength leave the “almighty”
Underdogs must thrive
Just know in the end
When frozen gestapo comes
Not go quietly
Why did this happen?
Carly, Nina, and Eva
Why soap operas?
Carly, Nina, and Eva
Why soap operas?
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Why did this happen?
Carly, Nina, and Eva
Why soap operas?
Carly, Nina, and Eva
Why soap operas?
On a lighter note
Pizza is gloriously good
Thin crust all the way
Pizza is gloriously good
Thin crust all the way
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
On a lighter note
Pizza is gloriously good
Thin crust all the way
Pizza is gloriously good
Thin crust all the way
Murder is icy
Hemoglobin on cold snow
Shame on offender
Hemoglobin on cold snow
Shame on offender
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Murder is icy
Hemoglobin on cold snow
Shame on offender
Hemoglobin on cold snow
Shame on offender
Cold DNA
After initiation
Liberty is dead
After initiation
Liberty is dead
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Cold DNA
After initiation
Liberty is dead
After initiation
Liberty is dead
Unyielding chaos
Immigration attacks kids
Abolish frozen
Immigration attacks kids
Abolish frozen
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Unyielding chaos
Immigration attacks kids
Abolish frozen
Immigration attacks kids
Abolish frozen
Pinot noir powers
But only sixty minutes
Crashed out, wake later.
But only sixty minutes
Crashed out, wake later.
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Pinot noir powers
But only sixty minutes
Crashed out, wake later.
But only sixty minutes
Crashed out, wake later.
Terrifying start,
Through the trunk of the willow
The bloom shall prosper
Through the trunk of the willow
The bloom shall prosper
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Terrifying start,
Through the trunk of the willow
The bloom shall prosper
Through the trunk of the willow
The bloom shall prosper
To my favorite
Beautiful disaster
Please select kindness
Kindness to oneself
Has massive difficulty!
It is possible.
Beautiful disaster
Please select kindness
Kindness to oneself
Has massive difficulty!
It is possible.
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
To my favorite
Beautiful disaster
Please select kindness
Kindness to oneself
Has massive difficulty!
It is possible.
Beautiful disaster
Please select kindness
Kindness to oneself
Has massive difficulty!
It is possible.
Oh scarlet panda
Blessed be tiny cutie
May the bamboo crunch
Blessed be tiny cutie
May the bamboo crunch
January 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Oh scarlet panda
Blessed be tiny cutie
May the bamboo crunch
Blessed be tiny cutie
May the bamboo crunch
In healing era
Complicated messiness
Destroy to create!
Complicated messiness
Destroy to create!
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
In healing era
Complicated messiness
Destroy to create!
Complicated messiness
Destroy to create!
Destined to function
Finally falling apart
Peace and harmony.
Finally falling apart
Peace and harmony.
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Destined to function
Finally falling apart
Peace and harmony.
Finally falling apart
Peace and harmony.
Captured evasion
Only three quarters obtained
Elevated mood
Only three quarters obtained
Elevated mood
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Captured evasion
Only three quarters obtained
Elevated mood
Only three quarters obtained
Elevated mood
Gloriously failed
Existence impossible
Craving catch up rest
Existence impossible
Craving catch up rest
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Gloriously failed
Existence impossible
Craving catch up rest
Existence impossible
Craving catch up rest
Searching what escapes
daily division of eight
very disjointed.
daily division of eight
very disjointed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Searching what escapes
daily division of eight
very disjointed.
daily division of eight
very disjointed.
Mine to have and eat
Always comes annually
Celebration time!
Always comes annually
Celebration time!
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Mine to have and eat
Always comes annually
Celebration time!
Always comes annually
Celebration time!
Contoured to the skin,
Covered area complete.
Eroticism
Covered area complete.
Eroticism
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Contoured to the skin,
Covered area complete.
Eroticism
Covered area complete.
Eroticism
Afternoon delight
Done in a moment’s notice.
Unsatisfying
Done in a moment’s notice.
Unsatisfying
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Afternoon delight
Done in a moment’s notice.
Unsatisfying
Done in a moment’s notice.
Unsatisfying