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The calendar reminder on my phone this morning.
Cell phone screen cap of a Google calendar reminder reading, you can divorce him now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A parody of the scene from Lord of the Rings after Gandalf's death. Merry and Pippin are distraught over Halloween costumes being taken down, Boromir says "Give them a moment for pity's sake," to which Aragorn replies "By nightfall, these shelves will be swarming with Christmas decorations."
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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So it begins. I have officially started packing my estranged husband's personal effects. First the bathroom, then his books.
A stack of cardboard boxes at the top of the stairs. A bookcase built into an alcove over a stair landing sits in disarray, half of the books missing, the rest sliding and toppling over on their respective dusty shelves.
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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You see what I'm dealing with?
October 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Different era and a throwback to 'get you a girl who can do both.'
A female burlesque dancer in male drag as euron greyjoy from game of thrones, licking his kraken ax. A blonde showgirl in a sparkly dress sits sideways in a chair kicking her feet up in the air
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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"Sometimes you need a good clean joke." Image one caption: dog shampoo; is picture of dog shampoo bottle. Image two caption: dog conditioner; is picture of Pavlov.
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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My mate rang me and said meet me at the vinyl shop in 45. I made it there in 33, which was record speed. (implied rimshot)
September 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Heading: Bisexual because unfortunately I still like men image: bisexual pride flag with an exasperated figure resting (or banging) their head against the edge of the frame.
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Let us not forget the TNG scants -
Still from Star Trek: The Next Generation, showing 3 male and 2 female crew members (though one of them might be Q) wearing the unisex miniskirt uniform called scants that appeared briefly at the beginning of the series. Colm Meaney looks uncomfortable to say the least.
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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A toy Kermit the frog leans against a brick wall. The caption reads "I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck."
July 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A shopping tote on a craft show display with a large red fingerprint in the center and the black text, "I've watched enough Forensic Files to get away with it."
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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"Is sex with angels monsterfucking?" forum fed shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 band accounts and eight doxed members . "Would the angels consider us bestiality?" follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporarily
May 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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This is my good buddy Hugh Manatea.
A gray silicone tea strainer in the shape of a manatee hangs on the rim of a slightly stained white mug emblazoned with the words "you absolute twat."
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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If you get this, I demand we be friends immediately.
#taskmaster
February 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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Arthritic goat pelvis, as you do.
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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The sculpture thing I made, mounted on faux leather paint
A weird wall hanging sculpture made of barbed wire, vines, crystal bead garland, red tulle, a goat skull, and half a butterfly
December 11, 2024 at 1:49 AM