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Brandon J.
@moderateego.bsky.social
Go out and punch a Nazi.
Just a note... If you smoke in a drive through line, you're a gigantic asshole.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The government totally sucks, you motherfucker.
The government totally sucks.

~Tenacious D
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The more cast they announce for the upcoming Street Fighter movie, the less interested I am in seeing it.

What do you think? Above or below 30% on Rotten Tomatoes?
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Hi Friends: My GoFundMe is now up if you'd like to contribute. Thanks. ❤️ bit.ly/gofundvance
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May 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've had fruit by various degrees of measurement, but my favorite is fruit by the foot.
May 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
March 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
She'll always be Nona F. Mecklenberg and Harriet M. Welsch to me.

Rest In Peace
'Buffy' and 'Gossip Girl' actress Michelle Trachtenberg dead at 39
Michelle Trachtenberg, an actress best known for her roles in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Gossip Girl," has died at age 39.
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February 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why does Rolex still exist?

Does anyone other than a rich asshole with a Rolex, think that someone with a Rolex is anything other than a rich asshole with a Rolex?
February 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
(Amazon Listing Pic)

Not exercising is the best exercise experience!
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can't believe how many people are having parties to celebrate National Pizza Day today!
Are people eating them out of bowls though...?
February 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I ate a cookie with sprinkles about 2 months ago... and I'm still finding sprinkles on my computer desk.

These sprinkles are almost as bad as glitter.
February 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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If you don't 100% unequivocally support trans rights, unfollow me. You will find no comfort here.
January 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Being sick sucks socks.
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey Supreme Court.... Fuck you!
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?...

What do you think of the Switch 2?
Nintendo Switch 2 – First-look trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just found out the SiriusXM station I had been listening to the last few days is called Mom Jeans.

I don't know what to think about that.
January 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh no....
January 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm still looking for someone with whom I could Netflix and chill... or Max and hang.... or even Paramount Plus and nap.
January 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching the first WWE on Netflix. They namecheck Danielle Fishel in the audience, which is awesome... but they don't even mention Will Friedle who was sitting right next to her!
Come on WWE... he's a legend too!
January 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's been a while since I've recorded any videos like this... and no, I haven't gotten any better.
Christmas Is Interesting (Jonathan Coulton Cover)
YouTube video by B. J.
youtu.be
December 26, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Hey Amazon Fire TV stick... stop showing me Mr. Beast's stupid punchable face when I start up my TV.
If I keep seeing it, I'm switching to Roku.
December 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
With Party City shutting down, I'm gonna have to find a new place to buy kazoos in bulk.
December 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I can't believe Christmas is less than a week away! I can't wait! I finally won't have to listen to Christmas music anymore.
December 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Finally got my new desk and monitor set up. Now I'm too exhausted to use it tonight.
December 15, 2024 at 8:11 AM