DJ 🦇
@moderatebatman.bsky.social
👮♂️🚔 | Political Junkie | Non-Woke Dem | Against Insurrectionists | Anti-MAGA
Pronouns: Dark/Knight
📍Cali Boy | 29
Pronouns: Dark/Knight
📍Cali Boy | 29
Am I too Skircly for the Skircle club? #SkircleGang
November 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Am I too Skircly for the Skircle club? #SkircleGang
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Ok hear me out, what if Trump nominated an actual fox instead of a Fox News Host? More adorable, less dangerous, definitely smarter. I mean we could give it a shot!
November 23, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Ok hear me out, what if Trump nominated an actual fox instead of a Fox News Host? More adorable, less dangerous, definitely smarter. I mean we could give it a shot!
Lol trust me Nancy, we know. The one thing you've proven is you literally will not SHUT THE FUCK UP.
November 23, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Lol trust me Nancy, we know. The one thing you've proven is you literally will not SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Oh fuck, he went from a pedophile to a fucking nut job...
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Oh fuck, he went from a pedophile to a fucking nut job...
Please don't threaten me with a good time!!
November 20, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Please don't threaten me with a good time!!
Always loved this. Very applicable to the times we're living in. Stay strong, friends.
November 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Always loved this. Very applicable to the times we're living in. Stay strong, friends.
Holy fuck, what happened to us being healthy again?
November 17, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Holy fuck, what happened to us being healthy again?
Get in, we're going to fight the fascists.
November 16, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Get in, we're going to fight the fascists.
Hey bro, wanna come save democracy with me?
November 16, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Hey bro, wanna come save democracy with me?
On my way to fuck their shit up!
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
On my way to fuck their shit up!
New Strategy, follow the Republican playbook;
Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations.
Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations.
November 16, 2024 at 7:29 PM
New Strategy, follow the Republican playbook;
Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations.
Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations.
Why does it feel like even these two couldn't save us from the chaos to come?
November 16, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Why does it feel like even these two couldn't save us from the chaos to come?
One of these men is Trump's Communications Director. The other is OddJob from the 007 Film Goldfinger...I may be wrong, but Trump and his henchmen may be plotting to rob Fort Knox!
November 16, 2024 at 8:40 AM
One of these men is Trump's Communications Director. The other is OddJob from the 007 Film Goldfinger...I may be wrong, but Trump and his henchmen may be plotting to rob Fort Knox!
Came across this picture of the Trump Cabinet! Once we all stop laughing, that's when the pain comes.
Don't stop laughing at these fucking clowns.
Don't stop laughing at these fucking clowns.
November 16, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Came across this picture of the Trump Cabinet! Once we all stop laughing, that's when the pain comes.
Don't stop laughing at these fucking clowns.
Don't stop laughing at these fucking clowns.
Circa 2026; Shortly after the banning of vaccines, trade with the U.S. ending as a result of Trump tariffs, mass exodus of military officials and law enforcement professionals, and the rise of President JD Vance.
November 16, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Circa 2026; Shortly after the banning of vaccines, trade with the U.S. ending as a result of Trump tariffs, mass exodus of military officials and law enforcement professionals, and the rise of President JD Vance.
RFK Jr. on his daily commute to the Department of Health and Human Services.
November 15, 2024 at 8:46 AM
RFK Jr. on his daily commute to the Department of Health and Human Services.
Exclusive image of Elmo carrying our future President's balls.
November 15, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Exclusive image of Elmo carrying our future President's balls.
You believed it for a second...admit it.
November 14, 2024 at 9:52 PM
You believed it for a second...admit it.
Can you say "Russian Stooge" three times fast?
November 14, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Can you say "Russian Stooge" three times fast?