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Kern
@mocornfarmer.bsky.social
Corn and soybean farmer. Ask me your agriculture questions!
Not sure who you are, stock photo family, but you've been part of our Christmas tradition since 2013
December 12, 2024 at 10:50 PM
My gen-z/gender alpha daughter told me I don't know what bulling is.

Miss, I'm a xennial. I grew up being bullied by gen-x. I could ruin your life
December 12, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Out here convincing my wife that my daughter should be in a race kart next summer
December 8, 2024 at 12:58 AM
When I was at college in the early aughts, we had gender natural bathrooms. Although, most called it drunkenly peeing outside
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Holy shit, just remembered this place exists
November 13, 2024 at 12:11 AM
@whitewheat.bsky.social lil whale watching for you
December 12, 2023 at 3:24 AM
@hitcockbottom.bsky.social awwww shit, first follower on this hell app
September 16, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Lemme tell ya, ag is not a great space to be different than the crowd
August 1, 2023 at 11:41 PM
@farmer.bsky.social I liked you better when you were a bridge
July 15, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Engaging with @birb.baby's farming on the bird app because it's hilarious and trying to help her get that bag
July 13, 2023 at 11:30 PM
This was a fun afternoon
July 7, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Ready for wheatmas
June 8, 2023 at 8:25 PM
This is why all the isolation and tail is worth it
June 6, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Watching people discover that all their sacred brands celebrate pride totally implode is my favorite past time
June 2, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Home grown steak night
June 1, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Why is it always tank top and never tank bottom?
May 25, 2023 at 9:40 PM
The man in this meme is Dave Brandt. He was a pioneer of using cover crops and other conservation practices. Heard him speak at a conference a few years ago. Sadly learned that he passed away a few days ago
May 23, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Cut my pride into pieces
These are my dad bod jorts
May 23, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Fert squirt time
May 18, 2023 at 4:16 PM
I have a great big bucket of fuck you that I'm pretty happy to disperse today
May 16, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Anybody else think the non-pimento end of a green olive looks like a bhole?
May 15, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Was scrolling my feed on the other site and there was a picture of a prolapsed ahole. I'm starting to think the the Amish might be the smart ones after all
May 14, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Sometimes I'm full of self-doubt, but then I remember not only did Mark Walberg have a successful acting career but also a successful music career
May 9, 2023 at 8:13 PM
I think I may be the oldest person here. You guys want to come over where I run the grill or change the oil in your car or something?
May 6, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Why don't ants ever get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies
May 5, 2023 at 11:56 PM