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@mockmatters.bsky.social
(parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+
he gafe me a lolypop and told me to sta safe. Then dribbled me like bestket boll and dunked me out a windo
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
he gafe me a lolypop and told me to sta safe. Then dribbled me like bestket boll and dunked me out a windo
[ starts throwing up copious amounts of salt water ]
February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
[ starts throwing up copious amounts of salt water ]
[ one eye slowly sliding down ] uhhhhhhhhhhh ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Yes
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
[ one eye slowly sliding down ] uhhhhhhhhhhh ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Yes
[ flying straight up into the sky never to be seen again ]
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
[ flying straight up into the sky never to be seen again ]
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 …
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 …
ur hole life is mediocre but u don’t hear me talkin about that, froity ahhh snael
February 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
ur hole life is mediocre but u don’t hear me talkin about that, froity ahhh snael