Misery in a Trench Coat
@mockeryofnature.bsky.social
Banner is by James Ryman for MtG, though nowadays I play FaB instead. Resident Slippy enjoyer, currently playing DIO and Iyslander
Brazenly pro-found family. Trans rights, free Palestine, break your chains and never stop fighting
Brazenly pro-found family. Trans rights, free Palestine, break your chains and never stop fighting
Really wondering if I should extend my break from Slippy after the germinate unban, as there’s a lot of love for Florian near me. How is everyone’s recent experience with Slippy in their local scenes?
In the meantime, I’ll finally be playing the Ira promo I got at my first #fabtcg event
In the meantime, I’ll finally be playing the Ira promo I got at my first #fabtcg event
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Really wondering if I should extend my break from Slippy after the germinate unban, as there’s a lot of love for Florian near me. How is everyone’s recent experience with Slippy in their local scenes?
In the meantime, I’ll finally be playing the Ira promo I got at my first #fabtcg event
In the meantime, I’ll finally be playing the Ira promo I got at my first #fabtcg event
After sitting on their hands before putting in the order for my medication I need to keep my body from deciding having skin is bad actually, until I’ve been out for over a week and had called them for over 7 hours in total, my misnomer of a pharmacy sends this. Vile, deeply unserious creatures.
August 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
After sitting on their hands before putting in the order for my medication I need to keep my body from deciding having skin is bad actually, until I’ve been out for over a week and had called them for over 7 hours in total, my misnomer of a pharmacy sends this. Vile, deeply unserious creatures.
In other news, the GEM pack curse has finally been lifted! After playing events nonstop since their inception, I pulled my first GEM pack cold foil, and while its no marvel Riptide, it’s a pretty good one
July 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In other news, the GEM pack curse has finally been lifted! After playing events nonstop since their inception, I pulled my first GEM pack cold foil, and while its no marvel Riptide, it’s a pretty good one
Unfortunately I don’t have the most income to spend rn but I’m gonna do my part regardless
June 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Unfortunately I don’t have the most income to spend rn but I’m gonna do my part regardless
this is also what the one huntsman who pulls it off would say to the rest of them
April 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
this is also what the one huntsman who pulls it off would say to the rest of them
Also how do I build her my total experience on guardian is a few games of Jarl on talishar
April 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Also how do I build her my total experience on guardian is a few games of Jarl on talishar
Happy Enigma LL day to all who celebrate
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Happy Enigma LL day to all who celebrate
Sure, I’ll jump in on this. 4 cards to know me:
Honorable mentions include Venerated Rotpriest and Firedrinker Satyr from MTG. What can I say, I like my aggro, mixups, and graveyard shenanigans
Honorable mentions include Venerated Rotpriest and Firedrinker Satyr from MTG. What can I say, I like my aggro, mixups, and graveyard shenanigans
April 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sure, I’ll jump in on this. 4 cards to know me:
Honorable mentions include Venerated Rotpriest and Firedrinker Satyr from MTG. What can I say, I like my aggro, mixups, and graveyard shenanigans
Honorable mentions include Venerated Rotpriest and Firedrinker Satyr from MTG. What can I say, I like my aggro, mixups, and graveyard shenanigans
4: Zen L - this is when my meds wore off and I got to personally experience the mtg card Fraying Omnipotence (definitely only a slight exaggeration, pic for reference). Head empty, no thoughts, no blocks. Then I died.
Congrats to @catbuggtcg.bsky.social on taking O-silly-O 4-1, by the way!
Congrats to @catbuggtcg.bsky.social on taking O-silly-O 4-1, by the way!
April 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
4: Zen L - this is when my meds wore off and I got to personally experience the mtg card Fraying Omnipotence (definitely only a slight exaggeration, pic for reference). Head empty, no thoughts, no blocks. Then I died.
Congrats to @catbuggtcg.bsky.social on taking O-silly-O 4-1, by the way!
Congrats to @catbuggtcg.bsky.social on taking O-silly-O 4-1, by the way!
I have tried jamming Call to the Grave in multiple non-Levia decks already, and I will continue to do so. I just wish it worked out in my Slippy deck to set up an early Mantle
March 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I have tried jamming Call to the Grave in multiple non-Levia decks already, and I will continue to do so. I just wish it worked out in my Slippy deck to set up an early Mantle
We’re beating the public decklist curse! Shoutout to whoever took my list on a rampage a few days ago and won 5 of their 6 games on talishar lol
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
We’re beating the public decklist curse! Shoutout to whoever took my list on a rampage a few days ago and won 5 of their 6 games on talishar lol
Something something jarvis compress this .jpg
February 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Something something jarvis compress this .jpg
Not yet - I found that there weren’t quite enough cards that did what I wanted in order to build the deck with the intended themes. This is the “dandan” I have in mind, though
January 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Not yet - I found that there weren’t quite enough cards that did what I wanted in order to build the deck with the intended themes. This is the “dandan” I have in mind, though
Every time I hear equipment suites referred to as a fridge this is all I can think of
January 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every time I hear equipment suites referred to as a fridge this is all I can think of
… I have to build ninja now too don’t I, hahaaaa… pic totally unrelated. At least I have flick knives already
January 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
… I have to build ninja now too don’t I, hahaaaa… pic totally unrelated. At least I have flick knives already
People rave over rancor’s flavor text, but this is just better. The horror-imbued connotation of the word ‘teeth’ makes it so visceral
January 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
People rave over rancor’s flavor text, but this is just better. The horror-imbued connotation of the word ‘teeth’ makes it so visceral
It’s happening.
Oh yeah, it’s all comin’ together.
Oh yeah, it’s all comin’ together.
January 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It’s happening.
Oh yeah, it’s all comin’ together.
Oh yeah, it’s all comin’ together.
Funny, I had a conversation at my last armory about how there was nothing resembling phyrexians in #fabtcg for me to become attached to, and then here comes Funnel Web looking like someone right out of the Chrome Host
… do we consider the agents of chaos being chosen at random as body horror?
… do we consider the agents of chaos being chosen at random as body horror?
December 20, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Funny, I had a conversation at my last armory about how there was nothing resembling phyrexians in #fabtcg for me to become attached to, and then here comes Funnel Web looking like someone right out of the Chrome Host
… do we consider the agents of chaos being chosen at random as body horror?
… do we consider the agents of chaos being chosen at random as body horror?
The king slayer line is flavor text on another card
December 14, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The king slayer line is flavor text on another card
So I admittedly don’t play WH, and when I read sisters of battle I think of this, which is definitely wrong… unless the sisters of battle are tyranids???
December 11, 2024 at 5:52 PM
So I admittedly don’t play WH, and when I read sisters of battle I think of this, which is definitely wrong… unless the sisters of battle are tyranids???