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You should ̶n̶'̶t̶ believe what you see on the internet. Satirical Imagebomb™ Makers since 2016. Fuck Elon.
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Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?
The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”
Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. But your stars were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
The entrance to Jurassic Park, looming over a road through the jungle undergrowth, but the sign above the huge wooden gates now says “Jeffrey’s Island”. Approaching them with its back to us is a white golf cart driven by a fat blond man in a red baseball cap. The gates are closed.
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center
The corrugated metal garage door of an unprepossessing warehouse on a suburban industrial estate, bearing the logo of Trump-Kennedy Total Landscaping
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office
The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA
The poster from the film M3GAN, except it’s now M3LANIA, and the smooth, lifeless face of the killer doll now has the sharp cheekbones, straight wide mouth and narrow squint of the First Fembot. The original out-of-focus little girl looming in close-up at the left edge of frame, whom the robot was giving an inscrutable side-eye, is now a pouting geriatric sex offender with less convincing hair than the doll’s. The slogan across the centre of the poster now says “gold digging has evolved”, the film is playing “in empty theaters January 30” and the credits at the bottom include “story by Joseph Bezos and Elon Goebells”, “files by Jeffrey Epstein” and “directed by Rat Brettner”.
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK
Suella Braverman at the Reform UK rally, now with half-black, half-white hair and wearing a long white fur coat covered in black Dalmatian spots
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Protests in the streets of Ghorman after Emperor Oompaloompatine orders immigration crackdown
A shot from the Star Wars tv series Andor, showing from behind a squad of armed Imperial stormtroopers descending steps into a town square full of protestors and smoke, but the symbols on the stormtroopers’ backs now say “ICE”.
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Trump unveils his Board of Peace
Trump at his announcement ceremony in Davos, sitting behind a desk in front of a blue backdrop patterned with ‘Board of Peace’ emblems, holding up a signed document to the press, who are silhouetted in the front at bottom of frame. Behind him are a rogue’s gallery of his collaborators of varying degrees of villainy, from left to right: Fenella the Kettle Witch, Jabba the Hutt, a Dalek, the Hamburglar, Skeletor, Gripper Stebson, Gargamel, Grotbags, Count Baltar, Ming the Merciless, Dick Dastardly, Nelson Muntz, Nasty Nick Cotton, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, the Armus, Vecna and the Hooded Claw. Looming behind them are the four Dark Judges, and at the back, towering over the right half of the picture, is one leg of the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Distracted dictator
Trump as the distracted boyfriend, now on a map between the indignant Greenland and the distracting Iceland. He’s flipped so the islands can be in roughly the right places, although Iceland is enlarged and out of focus because it’s closer to us.
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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ERRATA

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The first of two pictures. A tweet by the White House’s X account, saying “The numbers confirm what we already knew: ALL WE NEEDED WAS A NEW PRESIDENT!” and attaching their social media graphic listing some dubious achievements of Trump’s first year back in office, over a purple-tinted photo of Trump and Vance, both with their right arms raised. The text over the top is as follows: President Trump's First Year: By the Numbers 129 Regulations cut for every 1 new rule → $211B saved 21% Decrease in overdoses 8 Major wars ended 228 Executive Orders issued 60% Decrease in VA backlog 8 Straight months of 0 releases at the border 70% Decrease in inflation 100% Of new jobs to American-born workers The second and final attached image. A by Mockeree’s X account, which I’m increasingly thinking of abandoning but it’s still there for the moment, quoting the White House one with the word “ERRATA” and a remix of their graphic. The figures in the purple-tinted background photo are now Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, and the text overall laid on top of it now says the following: President Trump's First Year: By the Numbers 1500 Convicted insurrectionists pardoned 115 Alleged drug smugglers murdered without trial 0 Real wars ended 1 Oil-rich nation invaded 2 Allied nations threatened with invasion 3 Dementia tests boasted about 1% Of the Epstein files released 31 Days beyond the legal deadline for the release of the Epstein files
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
A section of a map centred on Minnesota, which is now labelled as part of the Kingdom of Denmark and distinguished from the neighbouring US states by an overlay of the white cross on red background of the Danish flag
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Shock as Dalek Jen-Ric completely unexpectedly defects to the Exterminate party
Robert Jenrick - now with a Dalek-human hybrid head, all one eye and tentacles - shaking hands with Farage, now with the life-support chair and electronic eye of Davros. Behind them a slogan says “Skaro needs reform”. Davros has got two arms because it’s a flipped image and I could not be arsed. This should’ve been finished last night.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Donald Trump awarded inaugural FAFO peace prize
One of the photos of Trump standing next to the laughable FIFA “peace prize”, which has now been replaced with a golden model of a mushroom cloud. The accompanying medal around Trump’s neck is now a vaguely familiar square silver one displaying in red the words “JEFF FIXED IT FOR ME”. I don’t know what that means. Must be a wonderful secret.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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An orange-faced Muttley proudly pointing at the FIFA Peace Prize medal round his neck, just awarded to him by Dick Dastardly who’s holding the accompanying certificate. On a stand between them is the weirdly creepy trophy. I’ve no idea where they are but it looks like the Upside Down. I made this a week ago and just rediscovered it and yes, fuck it, here you go.
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Surprise winner takes inaugural #SPOTY peace prize
In the studio of the BBC Sports Personality of the Year, prize bellend Donald Trump placing a medal round his own neck, behind a stand bearing the title ‘BBC Peace Personality of the Year’ and a tiny golden trophy looking a little bit like a stunted golden mushroom dick
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Trump prepares the Epstein files for release
The well-known photo of Trump’s bathroom with all the boxes of stolen files in it, but now with him sitting on the toilet behind a couple of tall, untidy stacks of paper documents, going through them one by one with his overcompensatory big marker pen. A third pile of documents nearer the camera is topped with a not-quite-legible email with several sections of text redacted by slightly shaky, thick lines of black pen marks, in case my point isn’t obvious enough. The boxes are now marked on the front with handwritten text identifying their contents, again in marker pen, with the nearest pile of boxes all labelled ‘EPSTEIN FILES’. Others are marked ‘JFK’, ‘tax returns’, ’23,000 votes’, ‘quite piggies’ (I’m bang up to date, me), ‘golf trophies’, ‘covfefe’, ‘Nobel prizes’, ‘health records’, ‘cognitivfefe tests’ (yes I did the covfefe gag twice), ‘bone spur certificates’, ‘Ivank mags’ (arf) and ‘Melania user manuals’. There’s a plastic bin lined with a poly bag on the floor in front of the nearest pile of boxes, now marked ‘Donald’s emergency bucket’. On the side of the marble basin is one of those Ivank mags: the issue of Stuff magazine with his own scantily-clad daughter on the cover. There’s a box of tissues next to it. I didn’t add that.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Trump threatens to sue the BBC for editing his words into coherent sentences
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Sensing the hand of fate, Nicholas Witchell rouses from his slumber
In grainy black and white, Count Witchell rises from his coffin
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to receive title update with minimal disruption
The Andrew formerly known as Prince standing beside the Countdown letters board, which is displaying the letters NCE on the lower row while the upper row bears two separate collections of letters, PRI and NO. We assume the implied phrase is something like “Prince? No” rather than anything that could get us thrown in the Tower. If anything it’s you who should be arrested for what you’re thinking. Which we also don’t condone. God, it’s tricky, isn’t it? And now blasphemy as well! Jesus fuck.
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Trump and Netanyahu unveil their plans for Gaza
A couple of edited stills from the scene in 1978’s ‘Superman’ where Lex Luthor reveals his dastardly destruction and redevelopment plan. In the first, a shot of a floor map of renamed beachfront territories: Netanyahu Peaks, Marina del Ben, Bibiville, Benjamin Springs, Bibington and a childishly scribbled Trumpburg, all on the Costa del Bibi, while subtitles show us an off-screen voice reading some of them out: “Costa del Bibi, Bibiville, Marina del Ben, Trumpburg --“. In the second pic, Benjamin Netanyahu, wearing Luthor’s wig, glowers quizzically at his underling Otis, under Trump’s drooping piss-yellow quiff, who protests “It's a little bitty place.” Netanyahu repeats “Trumpburg?” Yes I know it’s inconsistent.
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Elon Musk in his famous ‘Occupy Mars’ t-shirt, but it now says ‘Occupy Epstein Island’.
September 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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BREAKING: Trump government proves link between cretinism and Cuprinol
BBC breaking tv news story with the headline “Trump govt proves link between cretinism and Cuprinol” overlaid over a still of Trump leaning round the door of Air Force One to feed bullshit to journalists, now with a brush applying wood stain to his face. A sub-headline adds “Giephriepstin to be approved as treatment” (say it out loud if you don’t get it, but as an intelligent Mockeree follower you don’t need to be told that). The ticker at the bottom announces “Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen”, as he said in the press conference to silence any doubts about his mental capacity. Full disclosure: I did nothing to change the colour of his face. The mahogany hue is all his. All I did was add the brush and the news stuff. (So you’d think I could’ve had this finished last night when it was still actually news, right? Yeah, well, all the time went on bad decisions and half-arsed Googling, which seems to be more of the job than the actual photoshopping these days.)
September 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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We all grieve in our own way.
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM