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Bobby Hill
@mochajesus.bsky.social
Never watched the cartoon
Leftist with jokes
Purpose: State & Madison Entertainment
All Black Lives Matter ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘-𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮-𝘿𝙄𝙇𝙁
He/Him
Pinned
If you're new to me, welcome!

Over here we tell jokes, share our ADHD experiences, talk a little sports (basketball, baseball, soccer/futbol), favor left of Left politics, and don't suffer fools.

All opinions here are mine and I'm either reposting out of agreement or to call something out.
"I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction" - Clarence Darrow

Goodnight, Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Them: "Hey Bobby, what's the one thing you'll do once you start getting money?"

Me: "Confidently answer all these phone calls from numbers I don't recognize!"
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Dear every restaurant,

Asking for "No bun" on my burger does not mean 12 layers of lettuce instead.

Signed,

An adult who can use a fork and knife
July 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Relaxed tonight by replying to MAGAts who claim it's time to move on from Epstein with the number of posts they've made where they're demanding the release of the files.

So far the record is 72.
July 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
After speaking with mayor Karen Bass, border patrol chief Gregory Bovino claimed, "We will go anywhere, anytime we want in Los Angeles," demonstrating he has clearly never been on the 405.
July 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That old man yelled "there's a ceasefire" and didn't realize no one was listening
June 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Been spending my day replying, "oh but you DID vote for this!" under posts by people claiming they did not, and then turning off replies, how have you been?
June 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The amount of people who seem comfortable with running over their fellow citizens is weird AF. And I'm not just talking about the actual people doing it, I mean the people online trying to justify it.
June 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't care about immigrants coming here. I care about junk mail that's allowed to look like official government documents. Pass a law about that shit
June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Them: "LA is burning!"

LA: "That's weed smoke. If you don't sit yo' never been out of my hometown ass down and hit this joint..."
June 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I believe in aliens. I believe they came here, took one look at how we treat each other, and we're like, "if that's what they do to other members of their own species, fuck you think they're gonna do to us?" And bounced.
June 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Them: "Stop comparing what's happening to Nazi Germany."

Me: "I will as soon as this country stops doing things that are comparable to Nazi Germany."
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wishing all ICE agents a very pleasant choke to d***h on your lunch, today.
June 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We need a study done as to why, in posts supportive of Pride, there's a non-stop run of homophobes saying it's Veterans Month, when that's in November. Multiple Pride posts, all across the country, from posts by sports teams, to stores, to police forces. It's like a glitch in their cult programming.
June 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing about the government seems more on the up and up than ICE, a supposed government agency, running away any time people loudly announce they're in the neighborhood and confronting them. 🙃😒
June 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump's gonna fuck around and deport Elon
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Capitalism is hilarious. According to multiple people at various credit repair companies the best way for me to fix my credit that has no missed payments, negatives, or derogatories, is to trash my credit with missed payments, negatives, and derogatories, and start over.
May 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Groupon is a great place to get a deal that you still have to pay for out of pocket at the location because whatever the deal is doesn't actually qualify for what it says is does
May 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The anxiety of how slow your driver is going to be by watching how long the Uber takes to get to you once you've ordered a ride is therapy discussion level
May 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Disney not re-releasing Rogue One in the theater right after Andor is a huge miss. The finale lines up perfectly with the movie.
May 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Being excited the pope is from Chicago is like finding out Amanda Waller, the head of ARGUS (DC Comics) was from Chicago. Both run organizations that claim they do good but have been highly problematic for a lot of people.
May 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
All the gorilla has to do is introduce religion and capitalism and the 100 men not only don't stand a chance, they'll begin fighting each other instead.
May 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, raising the minimum wage is bad because companies will hike their prices, but tariffs are good because companies will hike their prices? Ok. 🙃
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Y'all are so excited for May The 4th, which is about a movie celebrating the rise of the rebellion over the empire, but don't know shit about May Day, an actual rebellion of labor against the real "empire".
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*whispers*
If it wasn't for government-purchased emission credits, Tesla would have reported a first quarter loss.
April 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM