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How far is Minneapolis from the Canadian border? Like 450 miles? Can’t CBP only operate within 100 miles of the goddamned border? Am I mistaken?
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
How far is Minneapolis from the Canadian border? Like 450 miles? Can’t CBP only operate within 100 miles of the goddamned border? Am I mistaken?
Literally running the world like the school bully
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Literally running the world like the school bully
When he says “I don’t want to be greedy” how does lightning not just blast through the ceiling and incinerate him.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When he says “I don’t want to be greedy” how does lightning not just blast through the ceiling and incinerate him.
So if Mary Bruce were to tell Karoline “Quiet, Bitch”, that would be fine because Mary is just being “frank” with her. Cool.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So if Mary Bruce were to tell Karoline “Quiet, Bitch”, that would be fine because Mary is just being “frank” with her. Cool.
So if Mary Bruce were to tell Karoline “Quiet, Bitch”, that would be fine because Mary is just being “frank” with her. Cool.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So if Mary Bruce were to tell Karoline “Quiet, Bitch”, that would be fine because Mary is just being “frank” with her. Cool.
Guess what my next protest sign is gonna say.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guess what my next protest sign is gonna say.
So on foot in the park = arrest and due process. But boat in international waters = kaboom. I can’t keep up with the new rules.
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So on foot in the park = arrest and due process. But boat in international waters = kaboom. I can’t keep up with the new rules.
No can do, he’s already earmarked the money to build 10 more ballrooms. Franchise, baby!
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No can do, he’s already earmarked the money to build 10 more ballrooms. Franchise, baby!
Mike achieving Amish-level electronic input avoidance.
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mike achieving Amish-level electronic input avoidance.
Said the paper owned by the dude who needs massive data centers.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Said the paper owned by the dude who needs massive data centers.
He demolished the East Wing. Maybe have a headline that actually says HE DEMOLISHED THE EAST WING.
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He demolished the East Wing. Maybe have a headline that actually says HE DEMOLISHED THE EAST WING.
It’s the plainest truth he’s ever really spoken, ya gotta give him that.
October 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s the plainest truth he’s ever really spoken, ya gotta give him that.
Some smart woman is gonna make herself very rich when she figures out a better way to do this!
September 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Some smart woman is gonna make herself very rich when she figures out a better way to do this!
It’s a long shot, but maybe we could have this be the opening bout at the MMA ‘Merica White House Lawn Party?
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s a long shot, but maybe we could have this be the opening bout at the MMA ‘Merica White House Lawn Party?
Can someone screenshot this next to one of Captain Mango’s little internet screeds and we can vote on which one seems crazier?
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can someone screenshot this next to one of Captain Mango’s little internet screeds and we can vote on which one seems crazier?
What will it take to get her to SHOOK I wonder.
August 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What will it take to get her to SHOOK I wonder.
Bro, launch a study to find out why you look like the beef jerky my kid lost in the car two months ago. And leave the rest of us alone.
August 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Bro, launch a study to find out why you look like the beef jerky my kid lost in the car two months ago. And leave the rest of us alone.
Didn’t this blathering yam just spend a day arguing that Memorial Day should be broken up into TWO holidays? Hmmm
June 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Didn’t this blathering yam just spend a day arguing that Memorial Day should be broken up into TWO holidays? Hmmm
