Möbius
@mobius-aka-momo.bsky.social
My mom says I’m pretty ✨
May 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My mom says I’m pretty ✨
That morning stretch where you’re mildly upset that the bed is WAY more comfortable than it was last night.
May 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
That morning stretch where you’re mildly upset that the bed is WAY more comfortable than it was last night.
Mornings… am I right?
May 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Mornings… am I right?
Mondays… am I right?
May 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Mondays… am I right?
When your boss tries to call you in on your day off…
May 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
When your boss tries to call you in on your day off…
When you’re trying to act awake, and your body betrays you.
May 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When you’re trying to act awake, and your body betrays you.
Trying to reach my goals like…
May 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Trying to reach my goals like…
When someone asks me to do something after 5pm on a Friday.
May 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
When someone asks me to do something after 5pm on a Friday.
Reaching for the last chicken nugget like…
May 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Reaching for the last chicken nugget like…
After hitting snooze for the 8th time.
May 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
After hitting snooze for the 8th time.
Friend: “what’s wrong, are you mad?” Me: “No, I’m just tired…”
May 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Friend: “what’s wrong, are you mad?” Me: “No, I’m just tired…”
When you have to be social and all you want is a nap…
May 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
When you have to be social and all you want is a nap…
Me after staying up past 9pm.
May 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Me after staying up past 9pm.
Me pretending to be interested in your self-created problems.
May 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me pretending to be interested in your self-created problems.
When the food is gone but they keep talking…
May 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When the food is gone but they keep talking…
When someone starts a story with “Back in my day…”
May 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When someone starts a story with “Back in my day…”
Trying to stay awake during Monday meetings…
May 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trying to stay awake during Monday meetings…
When they ask if I’m on my way and it wakes me up from my nap.
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When they ask if I’m on my way and it wakes me up from my nap.