Hi yes can this be me please

I've got a character to introduce to you then~ >:3

You know I'd like that~

HAPPY MANUFACTURING MOLD EJECTION DAY!!!! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Alright just don't be surprised when you end up with a 3.4 million dollar lawsuit because you decided to swing me around a little too hard

Well at that point I'd just be an object and no longer bound by the law. It's somebody else's problem now >:3

I know where you took that first pic :3

The curse of having niche kinks, unfortunately

Dude same, it's been a problem with my body dysphoria where something like that will happen and it'll remind me "oh yeah I hate that my body just does this. If I were a balloon we wouldn't have to deal with such a thing"

$3.99 or $30 for a case of 12 ain't bad though I'll at least admit that

My workplace started selling these (illegally according to the packaging) somewhat recently... I work at a discount store

Wouldn't be the first time they've done something stupid like that. I remember they "noticed suspicious activity" on my account and logged me out of all instances WHILE I WAS STILL IN A VC. And then basically told me to fuck off when I went to support because I lost my backup 2FA codes

Bugs bunny style puff kiss :3

Goals tbh

Yeah the only exposure I had to this was in the computer lab back in elementary school. I was always excited whenever I got put in front of a computer way back when

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